You would think a stand-up guy like Steve Rogers would never have an awkward, sexually explicit, or otherwise immoral moment in any of his comics, but believe it or not, there are quite a few! None of which will happen in #AvengersInfinityWar, hopefully.
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It took some major googling and digging (goodiggling? digoogling? doogling!), but here are some of #CaptainAmerica's most embarrassing moments.
1. Captain America Takes Hitler Downtown
What is it with heroes punching Hitler that gets people excited? Oh, yeah — he was a complete assbutt, and people hate assbutts! But even still, seeing #Cap punch Hitler is kind of weird.
2. Even Captain America Has His Racist Moments
Okay, #SteveRogers, I'll just leave these here and slowly walk away...
3. Captain America's War On Drugs
It was an okay idea, I guess, to use comics to educate kids about drugs. But seeing Cap carrying a guy who overdosed is just a little too real. Keep the covers upbeat, like this:
4. Captain America Juices!
In the '90s, something called #Marvel Heroes Reborn happened, and Cap came out of it looking like... um... that.
5. Captain Ameriwerewolf?
Yep, you got it. Rounding out number 5 is Steve Rogers turning into a werewolf. He's injected with a new serum that makes him change into a werewolf, and then fight's who? #Wolverine, of course!
Did I miss any Captain Ameriweirdness? Let me know in the comments!
Here's some more Marvel comic weirdness to pass the time: