ByMarlon McDonald, writer at Creators.co
Umm... are you going to drink that Skooma?
Marlon McDonald

Hot on the heels of VirtuaDolls' sex controller and Pornhub's leap into the waters of eye-watering VR porn, comes what is probably the glazing on this particular cake of cringe. If you're not content with getting your sexy kicks the way Mother Nature intended, this full body, fully awkward, fully elaborate, future masturbation jumpsuit will literally make all of your dampest dreams come true.

Created by Japanese company Illusion, the Full Body Virtual Interface, as it's so sensuously designated, uses a specially made sensor rig within the suit that offers the sensation of being stroked, or what not, by an animated sexy person. But the pièce de résistance arrives in the piece of kit you'll be jamming your junk into.

Advanced Foreplay
Advanced Foreplay

Bolted onto a pair of pulsating, breast-like bongos for you to grope and meddle with to your heart's content, the Tenga device attaches to your bits and stimulates your downstairs business as you can imagine it would.

Or if you can't, it basically looks a little something like this:

For now the suit is set up to work with a game called Sexy Beach, which is already in itself fairly self-explanatory, and will involve a lot of this with busty anime ladies:

No words
No words

But who's to say what other delights Illusion, Tenga and all the future crafters of VR porn games will turn up with in the years to come.

If you're interested in what you see here, bad news. The Full Body Virtual Interface is sold out. Possibly because it costs a measly $400. But be patient, hand cream is so, so much cheaper and readily available. So disaster averted!

I'm still holding out for the future of sex Demolition Man promised. How fun does that look!?

(Source: NeoGAF, Maxim)


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