That's right... I'm not one of those idiots that writes things backwards... Ben Affleck is Batman... SO ALL YOU GUYS OVER THERE IN THE CORNER WHO SAID BATFLECK IS TERRIBLE... "EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!!"
Now that thats over with let's get to the point...
Remember this guy up here... Oh right... I know how you remembered him... From that new movie called "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" Y'know... the movie that you waited for 3 years to watch... and ignored all the negative news coverage and wanted SOOO BAAD for this movie to be GREAT?!!! Yeah... that movie... now personally I thought the movie was good... it was a visual masterpiece... the plot was kinda convoluted... but then again... my favorite movie is Inception so... the end scene was unnecessary... but otherwise the movie was pretty good...
Although I think we can all agree... BEN AFFLECK WAS THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF THIS MOVIE!!!
I mean seriously... you guys who were like "Ahem... Christian Bale is a better batman... Ben Affleck sucks..." I say... Seriously?... This guy?!!!
But really... SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL THIS GUY: "YOUR VOICE IS FLIPPIN' RIDICULOUS!!!" But anyway... to the point...
I was one of those people that was like... "WHO'S BEN AFFLECK?!!!" So... I did what about 10 million other people did and googled him... and this came up...
And I'm like... "Hmmm... well... I'm sure he'll be fine..."
But the more and more I got to know him... for example:
Watching Gone Girl
Watching Interviews with Ben Affleck... Occasionally Jimmy Kimmel ;) (shhh)
And I learned that Ben Affleck is perfect for the role of Batman... but he's also a good director and at times a good writer...
And if Ben Affleck writes and directs and acts in his own Batman trilogy then I believe it will be as good as this action sequence...
Let's compare him to all the other Batmans by 5 Strict grading rubrics...
C) Acting Quality
E) Overall Closeness to Comic-Batman
A) Half Star
B) 2 Stars
C) 2 Stars
D) 4 Stars
E) Ok... to be fair... back in '66 this was what batman was like in the Comix
A) 4 Stars
B) 3 Stars
C) 1 Star
D) 3 Stars
E) 5 Stars
Ok... before we grade him...
Seriously? Do I have to grade this guy???
A) 0 Stars Because he has freaking BAT-NIPPLES
B) 3 Stars
C) 1 Star
D) Half Star
E) -994914848597105581650148721 Stars
A) 4 Stars
B) 1 Star
C) 4 Stars
D) 4.5 Stars
E) 2.5 Stars
AND FINALLY... FOR BEN AFFLECK...
A) 4.9 Stars
B) 4.9 Stars
C) 5 Stars
D 5 Stars
E) 3.5 Stars (Because Batman doesn't kill)
LASTLY FOR MY FINAL REVIEW OF THE MOVIE...
Actors and Characters...
Ok.. well we already did Batman so... no need for that...
Henry Cavill looks a lot like superman plays a good superman but... somehow wasn't as likable in BvS.... He just wasn't as innocent...
Ok... so... Gal Gadot was a perfect casting for wonder woman... HOWEVER-- her role in BvS was absolutely unneeded... And that weird shot at the end... eeesh...
>Chills run down spine<
Jesse Eisenberg has been my favorite actor ever since the social network... and his Lex had a nice FRESH, Younger take on the character which I liked a lot.
Box Office... Do you bleed?... You will...