ByKit Simpson Browne, writer at
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If there's one thing you can reliably count on Deadpool to do, it's be completely unreliable. Ask him to pick up your kid sister from school, or to return the class notes you lent him at a reasonable time, and there's a solid chance that you'll be sorely disappointed (and have to rescue both kid sister and notes from a Mexican jail).

As it turns out, though, there might just be one other thing you can reasonably expect from the Merc with a Mouth — or, at least, from his currently engorged social media presence. Specifically, that if there's an opportunity to bring ridiculous comedy to some sort of topical event, Deadpool's going to be front and center, touching a chimichanga in an inappropriate way. Case in point?

Deadpool Just Celebrated National Unicorn Day The Only Way He Knows How

And yes, that was through the eternal medium of "anatomically correct leather chaps-wearing unicorn imagery." Which, admittedly, was technically just a repost on the part of Deadpool's official Instagram page (Ryan Reynolds having originally gifted the image to the world over Easter), but let's not allow that to take away from the idiotic grandeur of that unicorn.

Or, for that matter, the implication that Deadpool is planning to get (or has already gotten) distinctly intimate with the magical horse toy.

There's a joke about a stuffed animal in there somewhere, I just know it.

What do you think, though?


Just how intimate do you think Deadpool would get with that unicorn?

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