Robert Downey Jr is Kinda Crazy
by Taylor James Johnson
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He has a dark past and we hope he never goes back
Robert Downey Jr is kinda crazy, but you know that
He claims he was born to play Iron Man, it was his destiny
He used to take drugs, now his food has the healthiest recipe
Now he is addicted to yoga and oatmeal
Marvel pays him $50 million a movie, that’s a pretty dope deal
he used to be a drug fueled felon
now he’s just a fun dude who dances on Ellen
He got so into character for Less Than Zero that it became his real life
and now he is sober and who produces movies with his wife
He buried his Less Than Zero clothes as a symbol of moving forward in his career
and was fired from SNL after only one year
So Downey did a lot of drugs, what more can be said?
He got drunk, broke into a neighbor’s house and feel asleep on their bed
He wears many sunglasses to make him look cool
His favorite actor is Peter O’Toole
Three times Iron Man has won the People’s Choice
and Robert has a great singing voice
in 1997 he spend 4 months behind bars
and here are some of his really fine cars
In 1999 he did a year in prison for drug possession
it took a few times for Downey Jr to learn his lesson.
His behavior got him written off Alley McBeal
His cure for a hangover was a tuna melt meal
Tropic Thunder was controversial for black people and crackers
Robert Downey Jr has two goats and some alpacas
Nowadays Robert takes better care of his liver
He is a real Oscar nominated actor who got nominated for playing a fictional Oscar winner
for this Elton John video, he was allowed to leave rehab for one day
Robert Downey jr studied classical ballet
he worked at a night club as a piece of living art
and got his GED in prison, because he is smart
Robert Downey Jr’s real friends call him Bob.
He does lots of charity work. Good job!
he practices Wing Chun, to get in the zone
and by coincidence lived in Charlie Chaplin’s old home
then he eventually starred in his biopic and got his career back on track
he was now longer just a member of the Brat Pack
he took home all the Chaplin costumes from the film set
2009 was his sexiest year yet...
He had to take daily drug tests on the set of “Two Girls and a Guy”
and ran around in his underwear, to protest something. I’m not sure why
He asked us to forgive Mel Gibson, they are really good friends, yo!
once Downey drove naked down Sunset Strip throwing imaginary rats out the window
started using drugs when he was a child, that put all of this into motion
until he had an epiphany and threw all his drugs into the ocean
he is now a straight laced family man
but he is still banned from Japan.
when it comes to Hollywood he is now the boss dude
he has come along way since the incident with the Wonder Woman costume
nowadays Robert is a real life superhero
No matter what he will never be Less Than Zero
I was gonna end it here with a funny remark
but instead I’ll just remind you that he pretty much is Tony Stark.
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