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(Warning: The following contains a handful of GIANT PLOT SPOILERS for the newly arrived first episode of 'Game of Thrones' Season 6. If you've not yet seen it, then proceed with caution and all that...)

So. Game of Thrones.

Earth's premier fantasy TV show has finally returned to our screens — meaning that we can once again indulge in a weekly trip to a world where casual nudity and brutal stabbings are more regular than Tywin Lannister's bowel movements, and nobody seems to take the threat of a Zombie apocalypse all that seriously. What's more, in the wake of the season premiere last night...

We Now Have a Shiny New Trailer For Episode 2

Which, it should be noted, is likely to prove hugely SPOILER-IFIC for anyone who hasn't yet seen the first episode of this season. If you're all caught up, though, then watch on!

And now? Now we begin the ceremonial breaking down of the trailer, meaning the potential for spoilers is about to go up faster than a highly caffeinated Drogon.

First up?

Bran is Coming Back

After a little over a season of largely Bran-free escapades, it seems we're finally going to get the much-needed plot ruffage that only a Stark can provide.

Cersei is Willing To Give Precisely No Damns

Which, in fairness, seems a pretty reasonable response to the way life has been treating her lately.

Arya is Really Getting a Hang Of Stick Fighting

Has she been training with Daredevil?

Ramsay Has a Cunning Plan

Which seems to involve attacking a certain location that may or may not contain Sansa.

Jaime Looks Set To Give Just as Few Damns as His Sister

Which, again, makes a whole lot of sense.

The Night's Watch See What's Behind Door Number One

A solid bet? Trouble.

And, of course...

Thar Be Dragons

Which looks set to be troublesome for Tyrion.

The big question now, though?

What do YOU think?


Just how many people are we going to see die in next week's episode?

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