ByTom Cox, writer at
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Tom Cox

It's official: Vin Diesel has confirmed that the delicate white trails left in the sky behind passing planes are actually a toxic cocktail of chemicals cropdusting the innocent lungs of the world beneath with insanity, radiation and death.

No, this is not the plot for the upcoming xXx movie, but the response of hordes of conspiracy theorists to the 48-year-old actor's Facebook post yesterday to his 98 million followers.

He paid homage to the pretty but sinister "X" in the blue sky above with his own secret hand signal:

Theorists call the sky streaks chemtrails — an erudite blend of "chemical" and "trails" — and believe trails lingering in the sky toll a pale finger of government conspiracy wagging from above.

The star of the Fast and Furious franchise is not the first celeb to notice a plane's traces. Prince, who tragically died last week, also addressed chemtrails in a 2008 TV interview, talking about what civil rights activist Dick Gregory had said to him:

“You know, when I was a kid, I used to see these trails in the sky all the time. So that’s cool, a jet just went over. And then you started to see a whole bunch of them, and next thing you know everybody in your neighborhood was fighting and arguing and you didn’t know why."

Kylie Jenner also blew the whistle with a dramatic Tweet in May 2015:

Here Are Some Of The Prime Comments From Diesel's 10,000:

Alyson Powell's is priceless
Alyson Powell's is priceless

The theory was started in the 1990s by American magazine Skeptical Inquirer. The fact that it is seldom covered by mainstream media (until today) is often considered proof of government involvement.

The United States Air Force, the UK and Canada have all been forced to issue statements (lies) that high altitude spraying was not occurring. A 2011 study of people in those countries discovered 14% partially believed it.

Many believe chemtrails are discernible as they last longer than usual lines. They date back as far as World War II, as can be confirmed by photos of the bastards, and include nasties like barium and aluminum salts, polymer fibers and thorium.

Some More Fantastic Comments:

Yes Katherine Pogue!
Yes Katherine Pogue!

Pandora's Box

Diesel has debunked the common misconception that these lines, known as contrails, are vapor clouds of water condensation produced by liquid in the aircraft engine exhausts. It's also not possible he's trying to draw attention to xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, the third in the xXx series.

While we're on the topic, this sequel is an action movie set for release in 2017 starring Diesel, Samuel L. Jackson, Donnie Yen and Tony Jaa, and directed by D. J. Caruso. Diesel (playing Xander Cage) returns from the dead to battle warrior Donnie Yen (Xiang) to recover an unstoppable weapon known as Pandora's Box.

I think we all know what fluffy form "Pandora's Box" will take.

xXx: The Return of Xander Cage 3 will be released on January 20, 2017

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Source: Facebook via Uproxx


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