“These are sharks — but they can fly!?”
Yep, you read that right. A trailer for Sky Sharks, the latest "sharksploitation" movie destined for bargain bins everywhere has surfaced online, featuring all-out war between Nazi forces and reanimated Vietnam vets — in the sky.
No longer will Jaws and his friends have to rely on freak "sharknados" to attack the human world. It turns out that all they ever really needed was a few Nazi scientists and some good old-fashioned know-how. Never a dull moment in the world of Nazi Germany.
The trailer is somewhat light on the intricacies of the plot, so we've handily included the official synopsis for those who want to dive further into the world of Sky Sharks:
Deep in the ice of the Antarctic, a team of geologists uncover an old Nazi laboratory, still intact, where dark experiments had occurred. Unwittingly the geologists unleash upon the world a top-secret experiment the Germans had been working on — modified sharks that are able to fly, whose riders are genetically mutated, undead super-humans. The only thing that can stop them, and possibly save the world, is a military task force called “Dead Flesh Four“ — assembled from reanimated US soldiers who fell in Vietnam.
Personally, I'm not sure how effective a task force known as "Dead Flesh Four" will be against an onslaught of giant fascist fish raining death from the skies, but then again, I'm no expert.
Still thinking about whether you should devote two minutes of your time to such nonsense? This is the only place where you'll see Nazi zombies and flying sharks co-exist in perfect harmony. If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.
There are two important things to take away from this trailer:
1. Not even international landmarks such as Big Ben are safe from flying sharks.
2. Candyman's Tony Todd has fallen on hard times indeed.