You've caught me red-handed. Yes, I'm ogling both stars of The Legend of Tarzan in the ridiculously sexy new poster art promoting the Alexander Skarsgård and Margot Robbie jungle adventure, and I'm not sorry. It's human nature.
Set aside ten minutes in your day to stare at the new poster. I won't tell.
In the interest of thorough journalistic standards, I think we should blow this up a little bit and get an eyeful of the high-res version. Am I the only one who notices something completely off about this image?
Get out of the f***ing way, gorilla tits!
With a stellar cast including Christoph Waltz, John Hurt and Tarantino favourite Christoph Waltz, not to mention a fairly thrilling trailer that totally sells the high-concept reimagining of the Disney classic, The Legend of Tarzan looks to be shaping up nicely.
Throw in a sex scene described by Margot Robbie as "primal and animalistic", and you have the recipe for a guilty pleasure summer blockbuster. Check out the trailer below, and then tell me...