ByElise Jost, writer at Creators.co
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Come on, don't tell me you don't believe in the idea that your fate is written in the alignment of the stars above our heads — especially when that fate comes in the form of a suave, magnificent being with piercing eyes, ripped abs and pointed teeth.

If you're tired of your morning newspaper horoscope endlessly providing you with some sort of obscure prediction about the supposedly improving state of your disastrous finances, rehashing the promise that a blurry figure should one day appear on the horizon of the wasteland that is your love life — read on for some very real astrological matchmaking. At least as real as printing out these pictures can get.

Without further ado, which hot vampire should you date based on your zodiac sign?

1. Aries — Damon Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries

As an Aries, your natural flirting skills will make you the perfect match for Ian Somerhalder's Damon.

2. Taurus — Louis De Pointe Du Lac, Interview With A Vampire

Taurus are known to be sensual, so what better date than a long-haired, elegant vampire? Louis De Pointe Du Lac, played by Brad Pitt, will surely be worthy of your time. The movie's also set for a reboot, so if neither Pitt nor Cruise are your type, maybe Jared Leto will be.

3. Gemini — John Mitchell, Being Human

You'd have to be as fiery as a Gemini to hold Aidan Turner's gaze in his role as John Mitchell.

4. Cancer — Stefan Salvatore, The Vampire Diaries

Cancer value their feelings, so what better partner could there be than the caring Stefan, brought to the screen by Paul Wesley?

5. Leo — Eric Northman, True Blood

If Alexander Skarsgård's Eric Northman makes you want to roar, you'll know why he's fit to be dating a Leo. And there's more where he came from.

6. Virgo — Alexander Grayson, Dracula

Dracula's elegance is just what a sophisticated Virgo needs, and Jonathan Rhys Meyers clear-eyed stare should achieve to convince you.

7. Libra — Jasper Hale, Twilight

As peaceful people who'd rather not be alone, Libra will enjoy the company of Jackson Rathbone's Jasper Hale — granted, he's dating Alice in the movies, but isn't that a proof of the kind of undying love he's capable of?

8. Scorpio — Michael Corvin, Underworld

Scott Speedman's Michael Corvin might be a half-vampire, but he'll be giving you the full blue-eyed, heart-melting treatment. His werewolf side will perfectly complement a Scorpio's passionate personality.

9. Sagittarius — Angel, Buffy The Vampire Slayer

You'll need the lighthearted humour of a Sagittarius to handle Angel's bleak past, although David Boreanaz's angelic looks already partly make up for his actions.

10. Capricorn — Bill Compton, True Blood

The serious, responsible Capricorn will find the ideal date in Stephen Moyer's Bill Compton, whose older age doesn't make him any less of a babe.

11. Aquarius — Michael Emerson, The Lost Boys

What would a hot vampire list be without a shirtless one? Although they might be shy at first, the intellectual Aquarius will know how to appreciate the vintage treasure that is Jason Patric's Michael.

12. Pisces — Edward Cullen, Twilight

Pisces are hopeless romantics, which happens to perfectly describe Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen. He'll stay by your side, forever and always.

Who's your favorite vampire of all time?

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