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Season 4 of Orange is the New Black was explosive from the get go. The season included a roller coaster of emotions. The drama for the ladies of Linchfield was upped from a ten to an eleven for this season, and viewers were treated to some genuine emotional moments, ending with a tense final episode. For those who didn't binge watch it all in two days: SPOILERS ALERT. Do not read any further! Check out the best Orange Is The New Black Quotes from season 4 below.

Amongst many, the most heart-wrenching moment of this season was of course the death of Poussey. Samira Wiley who plays the character was one of the most beloved characters on the show, one who fans are already mourning on Twitter:

But other than the drama of the season, OITNB of course kept up its fantastic knack for being funny alongside emotional. So for all those feeling sad, I've collected some of the funniest lines of the season to remind you there's still comedy at Linchfield.

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10. 'I just wanted dinner'

When: Season 4, Episode 1

Quoted by: Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren

Why: Suzanne is such an innocent person, and there's no denying it's truth. Who doesn't want dinner?

9. 'Go suck a fart.'

When: Season 4, Episode 2

Quoted by: Cindy Hayes

Why: Cindy is hilarious at the best of times. And I think fans now have a new favourite insult.

8. 'Like, maybe life is all crazy, but... at least you can get snacks, you know?'

When: Season 4, Episode 2

Quoted by: Yadriel

Why: It's damn relatable. Sometimes, you just need to step back and get snacks.

7. 'Winter is coming, bitches. And I'm getting me a watch.'

When: Season 4, Episode 3

Quoted by: Taystee Jefferson

Why: This was a great cultural reference for GOT fans! And a great personal take from Taystee on the classic line.

6. 'One time I ran out of tampons, so I used one of those dinosaur just-add-water sponges for kids. It was really fun because it was like, ‘Ooh, I wonder what this will be? Ah, a brontosaurus rex!''

When: Season 4, Episode 5

Quoted by: Angie Rice

Why: Because of Angie's spin on a bad situation!

'What's better than being famous?' 'Pizza, daisies, smelly markers, any animal, a really good dream, a warm bath, pizza, graham crackers and icing sandwiches, picking a booger (a dry one), the feeling you get when you make a good joke and someone laughs, in a nice way, not in a mean way.'

When: Season 4, Episode 6

Quoted by: Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren

Why: It's the simple things in life. And Suzanne makes an excellent argument.

4. 'We are all in pain. I miss my mirror.'

When: Season 4, Episode 8

Quoted by: Galina 'Red' Reznikov

Why: It's a classic Red reaction to the situation at hand. Tough, and real. However there may be more to this quote than just comic relief as is being discussed on this blog here.

3. 'I want a burger.' 'I legit just teared up a little.'

When: Season 4, Episode 9

Quoted by: Piper Chapman and Alex Vause

Why: Who doesn't want a burger? Alex's reaction is spot on.

2. 'You didn't leave me poop: you left me gifts.'

When: Season 4, Episode 10

Quoted by: Suzanne 'Crazy Eyes' Warren

Why: Suzanne has been a consistently funny character alongside her emotional drama this season. And if a lack of poop doesn't sum up relationships, what does?

1. 'Violation of fish privacy!'

When: Season 4, Episode 12

Quoted by: Poussey Washington

Why: Because Poussey always had a funny take on things!


What was your favourite quote of the season?


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