The Presidential Race has finished, and America's new leader has been elected. As the entire world waits on what the future holds, planet Hollywood is bound to be working on a film chronicling the events. Should it be a run-of-the-mill drama, or could an alternative horror be more apt? Below is a list of 10 horror mash-ups starring Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump that everyone would want to see!
10. An American Exorcist In London
Could it be that on a full moon, Donald Trump turns into a slobbering wolfman like the one seen in An American Werewolf in London (1981)? It may not be that inconceivable as he looks like just the part. Clinton on the other hand, had her head spinning at the end of the campaign, much like what happened to Regan MacNeil in #TheExorcist (1973).
9. Chucky's Saw
What do you think the reaction would have been if Trump arrived to his rallies on a tricycle like Billy the puppet from the #Saw franchise? Maybe he would wanna play a game with Clinton's Chucky from Child's Play 2 (1990).
8. The Misery Of The Lambs
Some may have preferred Trump to wear a mask over his face for his campaign like Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs (1991), mainly just to shut him up. I'm sure that if Clinton served him a human liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, she'd go all Annie Wilkes from Misery (1990) on him if he didn't like it.
7. 28 Days Shining
Imagine walking down the corridor and bumping into two young ghost girls who had been brutally murdered like little Danny did in The Shining (1980). Now imagine looking at those young sisters, and notice that they are the spitting image of Trump. Waking up 28 Days Later (2002) in a hospital, you stroll outside and realize the entire population has become infected by "The Rage" and turned into flesh-eating zombies.
6. A Conjuring On Elm Street
Barack and Michelle Obama move out of the White House and into a dilapidated Rhode Island farm house on Elm Street where they soon experience strange occurrences. As the events escalate into complete and utter terror, they call in their old friend Clinton, who is now a paranormal investigator. The Obamas explain that they are having A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984), and need Clinton's help to stop the evil spirit. Clinton knows exactly what to do and needs the three of them to recite a spell called #TheConjuring (2013). Kneeling down on the floor, they recite the ancient prophecy: "One, two, Trump is coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again." The spell defeats the spirit, and the Obamas and Clintons move on with their lives as if nothing ever happened.
5. Planet Grudge
Earth has become overrun with zombies after an experimental bio-weapon is released, and is now known as Planet Terror (2007). Hillary Clinton has decided to change her profession, and has qualified as a doctor, and she puts her new skills to try and find a cure to save the planet. Treating a patient who has become exposed to a mysterious supernatural curse, Clinton has no idea of the terror that awaits her. As she returns home, she lays down in her bed, but something moves. Unaware that she has bought the curse home with her, she lifts up the covers to see Trump. Having been possessed by #TheGrudge (2004), Trump pulls her down the bed, and she is never seen of again.
4. Evil Alien
Imagine giving birth to an extraterrestrial like Sigourney Weaver dreamed she did in #Aliens (1986). If that wasn't bad enough, what if you looked down to see that chestburster had the face of Donald Trump? Absolutely terrifying! Add in Clinton hiding down a trap door looking at you like Jane Levy's character in #EvilDead (2013), and you've got yourself the ultimate fright fest.
3. Interview With The Omen
Hilary Clinton is now a high-flying reporter, interviewer, and has her own talkshow entitled I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Clinton has recently come out as a demon of the night, something which she revealed to Oprah Winfrey on her one-off special: Interview with the Vampire (1994). Clinton is desperate to interview a little boy called Dump Tan Lord, who's adoptive parents are increasingly worried that he may very well be the Antichrist, the Devil's own son, like Damian from The Omen (1976).
2. Scream Me To Hell
Clinton, now penniless and on the verge of losing her home, visits Trump to beg for an extension on the loan that he gave her so that she could remain in her house. Trump refuses and tells Clinton to "go to Hell." Feeling shamed and heartbroken, Clinton tears off one of his buttons, placing a curse on it, before handing it back. As she's about to leave, she whispers the imminent words: "It wont Drag Me to Hell (2009). You on the other hand," before walking out. Trump, fearing for his life, decides the only way to lift the curse is to kill Clinton. Donning a #Scream (1996) mask and cloak, he tracks down Clinton and asks her what her favorite scary movie is, before stabbing her. As the life flows out of her body, she whispers her last words: "My favorite scary movie? Your life," before the ground opens and they are both sucked down into Hell.
1. The Night Devil Inside The Living Dead
Following on from Trump's reign as president, he decides to move to the Vatican City and into the headquarters of the Roman Catholic Church. While here, he discovers his true calling and decides to join the Church. He then discovers that his arch nemesis Clinton has been possessed, so he steps in and performs an exorcism. It goes horribly wrong, Clinton dies and Trump becomes possessed himself like The Devil Inside (2012). As the sun goes down, a terrible disease spreads across the world and the dead, including Clinton, come back to life, A la Night of the Living Dead (1968).
So there you have it, 10 movie mash-ups starring the Presidential candidates. Which one is you're favorite? Vote below, and sound off in the comments section below too!
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