It's a long way over the Misty Mountains, young Hobbit...
Dwarves crash your house! How do you feel about this?
- Ugh, those hairy morons! I'd yell at them to go away
- Go stay at a neighbor's Hobbit hole 'til it all blows over
- I'm a bit annoyed, but I sense an adventure!
- Call in a favor from a Nazgul and have them all massacred
Confusticate and bebother! You've been attacked by Trolls. Your next move is...
- Persuade them to eat a dwarf instead of you
- Get them to argue amongst themselves
- Sit on the floor and cry. A lot.
- Keep quiet and wait it out
Uh-oh. You've become embroiled in a chaotic fight in the Goblin Kingdom. What now?
- Cut off a Goblin's face and wear it, so I can blend in
- Freeze on the spot in abject terror
- Get my sword out and enter the fray: I can FIGHT!
- Hide behind my friends who are better fighters than me
You're confronted by Gollum. Are you any good at riddles?
- Ugh, what IS that creature? I'm too stressed to think!
- I'd just stab him, it's quicker that way
- Yes, I've got a very inquisitive mind
- I'm not very good at riddles, but I'll try my best
Your party is set upon by a massive white orc and his posse. Battle tactics?
- Tell the orcs some Elvish secrets in the hope I can barter my freedom
- Run, run and RUN away
- I'm a pretty seasoned fighter by this point!
- Well, I won't hide but I just hate fighting
Giant Spider Attack! Thoughts?
- Let's stick together and fight as best we can
- Erm, just wait for the Elves to arrive? They're pretty tough guys
- GIANT SPIDERS AAAGGHH WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE
- I'm gonna bust out that ring I found, that seems kind of cool
You are being chased by what appears to be an enormous bear. What's the plan?
- Hide, barricade the door
- PLAN? I'm being chased by a massive bear! RUNNNNN
- I only need to outrun the guy behind me, right?
The people of Laketown are really, really mad at you. What now?
- Attempt to ransom the Arkenstone?
- Just ignore them, hopefully they'll go away
- Wait for one of my smarter friends to talk to them
- Stupid peasants, I'll torch their crappy town to the ground!
You've unleashed a dirty great Dragon! What do you do?
- Maybe if we melt a load of gold and get him with it?
- Make a 'THERE are my dragons!' joke?
- Steal all the treasure I can and run away
- A little bird told me his weakness! Call Bard!
You've made it to The Battle of The Five Armies. What's your strategy?
- To be honest, I'm going to hide until the Eagles arrive
- Team up with the Elves, Dwarves and Men - and FIGHT
- Whatever - I've got my treasure now, I'm leaving
- Have you not been listening? I'm useless, I'm obviously dead by now