Are you a mosquito...or are you full-blown Vlad the Impaler?
How do you feel about blood, aesthetically?
- I'm a total gorehound
- It has a pleasant, viscous consistency and a taste to rival the finest wines
- It freaks me out
What's the worst thing a vampire can do?
- Bite people
- Not embrace the full potential of his beautiful bloodlust
What do you think Vlad the Impaler was like?
- A nasty man
- A complex man who unleashed his darker nature
- Just a collection of urban legends and superstition
Sharp teeth are...
- Necessary for me to drain my victims dry
- A massive inconvenience, I would imagine
- Cool at a party
How do you like your Dracula?
- A cartoon on my tasty chocolate cereal
- Old black and white movies, with big collars
- Bloodied, sadistic and deeply disturbed
Take a look at this image. How do you feel?
- Curious - how did you get hold of my home movies?
- Interested - that looks like a good film
- Sick - that's vile.
How much blood have you ever seen at one time?
- I cut my finger once
- The streets ran red with blood, in dark rivers
- I've seen some pretty gory movies
How much bodily fluid have you ever shared with another living being?
- I gave blood once
- LOL seriously?
- I let a mortal drink of me, thus enlightening him to my nefarious underworld
Why do you drink blood?
- Ew, I don't. That's gross.
- To look cool
- Because it's delicious and fascinating