Which of the X-Men Are You?

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Welcome to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters - You just joined the X-Men...

  1. It's your first day at the X-Mansion, and you've been assigned a room sharing with Nightcrawler. What do you do?

    • Stay strong. You might not like sharing, but it's the right thing to do.
    • You'd already moved your stuff in before they told you. Somehow you just knew...
    • Completely freak out about it, but then become best friends with him as soon as you move in.
    • Persuade him to help you sneak into the walk-in fridge and swipe some ice cream.
    • Storm out, then rein yourself in and head back with a peace offering.
    • Outright refuse. You don't share with anybody.
    • Stay pretty chill. Just like always...
    • Make a nest out of pillows and bed down for the night, feeling homesick.
    • High five him, then see if he needs a hand with anything.
    • Stay on your side of the room, and never touch any of his things. Ever.
  2. You're all moved in, finally. Now the real work begins. It's your first Danger Room session - and you and your team are being attacked by a Sentinel. What's the most important element in taking it down?

    • Being careful.
    • Keeping it simple.
    • Stealth.
    • Recon.
    • Brains.
    • Brute force.
    • Teamwork.
    • Thinking about the problem.
    • Keeping your cool.
    • Quips.
  3. Colossus takes you aside, and asks for some advice about a crush he has on one of your other teammates. What do you tell him?

    • "Just be professional and it'll be fine."
    • "Keep it to yourself - nothing good'll come of it."
    • "Make her laugh. Simple as that."
    • "Try to work out what she thinks about you, first."
    • "Just ask her out, already."
    • "It's all just chemistry, when it comes down to it."
    • Nothing - you're pretty upset it wasn't you.
    • "Does she have a friend?"
    • "Listen to your heart, it's always your most honest advisor."
    • "Kiss her, and see if sparks fly."
  4. Suddenly, The Juggernaut bursts in, throws you through a wall, and heads off to Professor X's office to cause trouble. You look down, and your ankle seems to be sprained. What do you do?

    • Take a second to absorb the situation, then suck it up and head over to the action.
    • Keep the waterworks to a minimum, and don't let the pain cloud your judgement.
    • Find another way to warn the professor.
    • Wait a few seconds. It'll be fine soon enough.
    • Construct a sophisticated brace for your ankle out of whatever materials are to hand.
    • Find a shortcut to the professor's office, and help out as best you can.
    • Find a way of getting to Professor X's office that keeps you off your feet.
    • Ice it, and try to slide yourself towards the action.
    • Ignore the pain, and limp off to help the professor.
    • Hang out on the floor for a while - the others'll make sure the professor is safe.
  5. You've earned your stripes now, and it's time for your first away mission. You've even been told to pick a partner. Which X-buddy do you head straight for?

    • No-one, you work best alone.
    • Anyone you can have a good conversation about the latest scientific trends with.
    • Whoever most needs someone to keep an eye on them.
    • Rogue. Just because...
    • Any of the original X-Men.
    • Just so long as they're always happy to speak their mind, you're easy.
    • Somebody solid, dependable and experienced.
    • Gambit. Just because...
    • Someone funny. Or cute. Or preferably both.
    • A teammate who can fly. How else are you going to get there?
  6. That away mission went south really quickly, and your partner's been captured by Sabretooth. You've tracked him down to a dark warehouse - where he's clearly expecting you. What do you do?

    • Take to the tunnels. There are always tunnels.
    • Keep the situation relaxed with a few jokes and wait for someone more experienced to arrive.
    • Wait for backup, and co-ordinate a plan as a team.
    • Get in there, take out Sabretooth, and get them back.
    • Come up with an ingenious plan that'll mean Sabretooth never even knew what hit him.
    • Take out Sabretooth from a distance, and worry about getting in afterwards.
    • Carefully take in the whole situation, then charge in anyway.
    • Aerial bombardment. It's quick, it's effective, it's explosive.
    • Think outside the box, and come up with an alternative way in to the building.
    • Sneak in and rescue your partner without Sabretooth ever noticing.
  7. The Avengers arrive for a hastily arranged team-up. Who are you most in awe of?

    • The Black Panther. That dude's a bad-ass.
    • The Black Widow. You've got to admire a woman that stealthy.
    • Thor. Thunder God's are obviously the best.
    • Iron Man. You've got to love a hero you can drink till 6am with.
    • Wait, I can't be in both?
    • The Scarlet Witch. Redheads Rock!
    • Captain America. He's an inspiration.
    • The Hulk. He gets the best lines.
    • Ms. Marvel. I just feel strangely...drawn to her.
    • Hawkeye. I just like the name...
  8. The world is in deadly peril. Magneto has taken over an abandoned space station, and is threatening to attack the planet with nuclear warheads unless his demands are met. What's your first response?

    • "We've gotta get up there!"
    • "We need to negotiate."
    • "Uh, wait. What?"
    • "$*%&*."
    • "Maybe we can reason with him?"
    • "I'm gonna kill him."
    • "He couldn't come up with anything a little more subtle?"
    • "Oh, My Stars and Garters!"
    • "I knew it!"
    • "We need a plan."
  9. You've finally decided on a plan - you'll head to the space station tomorrow morning in the Blackbird Jet. There's no guarantee you'll all make it back, though, so Professor X offers to order in whatever you want to eat. What'll it be?

    • Tuna salad sandwich. Brain food!
    • Pizza. It's a classic.
    • A fancy salad: blue cheese, arugula, heirloom tomatoes - the works.
    • Barbecue. With gravy.
    • Chinese Takeout.
    • Burger and fries, side of ketchup.
    • Ice Cream. A lot of it.
    • A po' boy. Actually, can you even get po' boys in upstate New York?
    • Fried chicken. A bucket of the stuff.
    • Steak. Rare.
  10. You've made it through Magneto's hench-mutants and you and the rest of the team have fought him to a standstill, and he's almost beaten. Now, though, it's just you versus him. The fate of the world depends on you. What do you do?

    • Irritate him with quips until he concedes defeat...or gets sloppy.
    • Keep moving, distract him, and then take him out from a distance.
    • Out-think him.
    • Kill him. It's the only way the world can be safe.
    • Offer him a deal...
    • Knock him out somehow, but try to keep him alive.
    • Reason with him, and if that doesn't work, take him out without killing him. X-Men don't kill.
    • Hit him with everything you've got. Preferably non-lethally.
    • Find a way to persuade him to change his mind.
    • Find a way to disappear, and then take him out when he's not looking.
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