Which of the X-Men Are You?

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Welcome to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters - You just joined the X-Men...

  1. It's your first day at the X-Mansion, and you've been assigned a room sharing with Nightcrawler. What do you do?

    • Completely freak out about it, but then become best friends with him as soon as you move in.
    • Persuade him to help you sneak into the walk-in fridge and swipe some ice cream.
    • You'd already moved your stuff in before they told you. Somehow you just knew...
    • Stay pretty chill. Just like always...
    • Outright refuse. You don't share with anybody.
    • Stay on your side of the room, and never touch any of his things. Ever.
    • Make a nest out of pillows and bed down for the night, feeling homesick.
    • High five him, then see if he needs a hand with anything.
    • Storm out, then rein yourself in and head back with a peace offering.
    • Stay strong. You might not like sharing, but it's the right thing to do.
  2. You're all moved in, finally. Now the real work begins. It's your first Danger Room session - and you and your team are being attacked by a Sentinel. What's the most important element in taking it down?

    • Recon.
    • Quips.
    • Keeping it simple.
    • Teamwork.
    • Stealth.
    • Brute force.
    • Brains.
    • Thinking about the problem.
    • Keeping your cool.
    • Being careful.
  3. Colossus takes you aside, and asks for some advice about a crush he has on one of your other teammates. What do you tell him?

    • "Just be professional and it'll be fine."
    • "Does she have a friend?"
    • "Listen to your heart, it's always your most honest advisor."
    • Nothing - you're pretty upset it wasn't you.
    • "Make her laugh. Simple as that."
    • "Just ask her out, already."
    • "Kiss her, and see if sparks fly."
    • "Keep it to yourself - nothing good'll come of it."
    • "It's all just chemistry, when it comes down to it."
    • "Try to work out what she thinks about you, first."
  4. Suddenly, The Juggernaut bursts in, throws you through a wall, and heads off to Professor X's office to cause trouble. You look down, and your ankle seems to be sprained. What do you do?

    • Ice it, and try to slide yourself towards the action.
    • Construct a sophisticated brace for your ankle out of whatever materials are to hand.
    • Keep the waterworks to a minimum, and don't let the pain cloud your judgement.
    • Hang out on the floor for a while - the others'll make sure the professor is safe.
    • Find a way of getting to Professor X's office that keeps you off your feet.
    • Ignore the pain, and limp off to help the professor.
    • Wait a few seconds. It'll be fine soon enough.
    • Find a shortcut to the professor's office, and help out as best you can.
    • Find another way to warn the professor.
    • Take a second to absorb the situation, then suck it up and head over to the action.
  5. You've earned your stripes now, and it's time for your first away mission. You've even been told to pick a partner. Which X-buddy do you head straight for?

    • No-one, you work best alone.
    • Just so long as they're always happy to speak their mind, you're easy.
    • Anyone you can have a good conversation about the latest scientific trends with.
    • Any of the original X-Men.
    • A teammate who can fly. How else are you going to get there?
    • Gambit. Just because...
    • Whoever most needs someone to keep an eye on them.
    • Somebody solid, dependable and experienced.
    • Someone funny. Or cute. Or preferably both.
    • Rogue. Just because...
  6. That away mission went south really quickly, and your partner's been captured by Sabretooth. You've tracked him down to a dark warehouse - where he's clearly expecting you. What do you do?

    • Aerial bombardment. It's quick, it's effective, it's explosive.
    • Take to the tunnels. There are always tunnels.
    • Get in there, take out Sabretooth, and get them back.
    • Wait for backup, and co-ordinate a plan as a team.
    • Take out Sabretooth from a distance, and worry about getting in afterwards.
    • Think outside the box, and come up with an alternative way in to the building.
    • Sneak in and rescue your partner without Sabretooth ever noticing.
    • Come up with an ingenious plan that'll mean Sabretooth never even knew what hit him.
    • Carefully take in the whole situation, then charge in anyway.
    • Keep the situation relaxed with a few jokes and wait for someone more experienced to arrive.
  7. The Avengers arrive for a hastily arranged team-up. Who are you most in awe of?

    • Ms. Marvel. I just feel strangely...drawn to her.
    • Hawkeye. I just like the name...
    • Iron Man. You've got to love a hero you can drink till 6am with.
    • Wait, I can't be in both?
    • The Scarlet Witch. Redheads Rock!
    • The Black Widow. You've got to admire a woman that stealthy.
    • Captain America. He's an inspiration.
    • The Hulk. He gets the best lines.
    • Thor. Thunder God's are obviously the best.
    • The Black Panther. That dude's a bad-ass.
  8. The world is in deadly peril. Magneto has taken over an abandoned space station, and is threatening to attack the planet with nuclear warheads unless his demands are met. What's your first response?

    • "We've gotta get up there!"
    • "He couldn't come up with anything a little more subtle?"
    • "I knew it!"
    • "$*%&*."
    • "We need a plan."
    • "I'm gonna kill him."
    • "Maybe we can reason with him?"
    • "Oh, My Stars and Garters!"
    • "We need to negotiate."
    • "Uh, wait. What?"
  9. You've finally decided on a plan - you'll head to the space station tomorrow morning in the Blackbird Jet. There's no guarantee you'll all make it back, though, so Professor X offers to order in whatever you want to eat. What'll it be?

    • Fried chicken. A bucket of the stuff.
    • Chinese Takeout.
    • Steak. Rare.
    • Pizza. It's a classic.
    • Burger and fries, side of ketchup.
    • A fancy salad: blue cheese, arugula, heirloom tomatoes - the works.
    • Tuna salad sandwich. Brain food!
    • Ice Cream. A lot of it.
    • Barbecue. With gravy.
    • A po' boy. Actually, can you even get po' boys in upstate New York?
  10. You've made it through Magneto's hench-mutants and you and the rest of the team have fought him to a standstill, and he's almost beaten. Now, though, it's just you versus him. The fate of the world depends on you. What do you do?

    • Find a way to persuade him to change his mind.
    • Reason with him, and if that doesn't work, take him out without killing him. X-Men don't kill.
    • Out-think him.
    • Kill him. It's the only way the world can be safe.
    • Find a way to disappear, and then take him out when he's not looking.
    • Irritate him with quips until he concedes defeat...or gets sloppy.
    • Knock him out somehow, but try to keep him alive.
    • Keep moving, distract him, and then take him out from a distance.
    • Offer him a deal...
    • Hit him with everything you've got. Preferably non-lethally.
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