'Kill you all!' The clown was laughing and screaming...
What would a partner say was their little pet peeve about you?
- I can be very stubborn
- I can be insensitive
- I'm difficult to sleep next to, apparently
- I need to watch my mouth sometimes
Pick a color for your stylish Clown coiffure!
- Classic Orange
- I prefer bald, actually
What do you like to do in a swimming pool?
- Splash around, uncoordinatedly
- Make balloon animals and make them bob across the water to the kids
- Hold children under the water
How do you approach a cutie-pie you like the look of?
- Just be myself
- Give them a little gift, a single flower, perhaps
- Flash them my winning smile
- Stab them repeatedly in the chest
Tell us a joke...
- OK, kiddies, gather round and get ready to chuckle...
- *stabs you in the face*
- Do you have Prince Albert in a can? You DO? Well, you better let the poor guy out!
- *eats your face*
Pick something sharp...
What might I find in your sack of tricks?
- A balloon
- A wind-up toy
What is the focal point of your clown outfit?
- My thick, lustrous hair
- My giant, jaunty bow-tie
- My cheery grin
- It's all in the eyes, my friend
Why did you choose a career as a clown?
- Oh, there's so much more to me than just my clowning skills...
- I just wanted to make children bleed
- I just wanted to make children laugh
- I didn't choose the clowns, the clowns chose me!
Come on, be honest - are you secretly evil?
- No, I'm happy and full of joy and I just love children!
- I'm not evil, per se, I just like eating brains a lot
- I'm your worst dream come true. I'm everything you ever were afraid of.
- Ain't no secret, bro