The Ultimate Dark Knight Quiz: Which Batman Are You?

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Get ready to put on your gruffest growl, everyone - because you're about to find out which version of the Caped Crusader you are...

  1. So...Sidekicks. They're:

    • Not as useful as a butler.
    • Preferably Pun-Based.
    • Not great.
    • Better when they're insane.
    • Awesome.
    • Of varying importance.
    • Fun to have around.
    • Optional.
    • ...wait, sidekicks?
    • Unnecessary.
  2. You're in the midst of solving a major crime, when you realize you need some help. Which other hero do you team up with?

    • Superman.
    • Green Arrow.
    • The whole Justice League.
    • I work alone...
    • Green Lantern
    • The Suicide Squad.
    • The Flash
    • Alfred. He's a hero to me...
    • Robin. He's the only other hero that matters.
    • Anyone but Superman.
  3. What's the most important thing you look for in a Batmobile?

    • Sportiness.
    • Length.
    • Flight.
    • Toughness.
    • Wheels?
    • Guns. Lots of guns.
    • Explosions.
    • Gadgets.
    • Cool.
    • Variety.
  4. How do you like your Bat-suit?

    • As light as possible.
    • Musclebound.
    • In a variety of designs.
    • With a really bright Bat-insignia on it.
    • Armored.
    • Shrouded in mystery.
    • With nipple attachments.
    • In the bat cave, where it belongs.
    • In flames.
    • Simple and shiny.
  5. Catwoman: you a fan?

    • Just so long as she isn't played by Halle Berry.
    • Of course - she's awesome.
    • Only
    • Which one?
    • Never!
    • In the end, yeah.
    • Hypothetically, yes.
    • Sure, why not?
    • It really depends. Who's playing her?
    • Only if she feels like dancing...
  6. Favorite Bat-Gadget?

    • Malfunctioning Bat-grenade.
    • All of them.
    • Plasma Torch.
    • Shark Repellent Spray.
    • The Bat-Signal.
    • Alfred.
    • Computerized Batarang.
    • Scowling.
    • Grapple Gun
    • Utility Belt. The key to them all.
  7. Think fast: The Joker just fired a missile at Inspector Gordon's shiny new police precinct. What do you do?

    • Call Harvey Bullock, and tell him to evacuate.
    • Make a pun about being late for 'launch'.
    • Bat Wing. Obviously.
    • Call Robin and Batgirl for help.
    • Panic.
    • Laugh.
    • Punch him, repeatedly.
    • Wipe that smile off his face.
    • Rush to the scene and try to help.
    • Blame Superman.
  8. Pick a punchline. Why did the chicken cross the road..?

    • To get to another slide.
    • To makes friends with a Robin.
    • To go ice-skating.
    • To burn the city to the ground.
    • To stay away from Catwoman.
    • To avoid an Infinite Crisis.
    • To fight against the darkness.
    • To get revenge on Superman.
    • To slip on a banana skin.
    • To get to the other side.
  9. The big question: Should Commissioner Gordon have a mustache?

    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • No.
    • Yes.
    • Yes.
    • Yes
    • Yes.
  10. And, of course, favorite Star Wars character?

    • Han Solo.
    • Obi Wan Kenobi.
    • Lando Calrissian.
    • Luke Skywalker.
    • Darth Vader.
    • Princess Leia.
    • C-3PO and R2-D2, two way tie.
    • Boba Fett.
    • Captain Kirk?
    • Mara Jade.
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