How Eli Roth Are You?

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So, you like your horror movies bloody? Think you're as committed to the cause of scares and gore as Eli Roth, do ya? Take this quiz to find out just how Eli Roth you are...

  1. You're filming in a region where the tribespeople have never seen cameras before. What do you do?

    • Punch anyone that gets in my way
    • Show them Cannibal Holocaust. They'll love it!
    • I'm not going anywhere I can't dock my iPhone
    • Remote region? Naw, that sounds expensive
  2. What's the scariest horror movie adversary you can think of?

    • Mutated Killer Animals
    • Rampaging Cannibals
    • Flesh-Eating Virus
    • Deeply Sadistic Humans
  3. Choose a vacation spot!

    • Cancun
    • Peru
    • Appalachia
    • Slovakia
  4. How do you like your horror movie music?

    • Creepy and understated
    • Party tunes! YEAH feel the beat!
    • Screeching 70's prog/synth/funk
    • Upbeat and foreign
  5. Pick a shade of red.

    • Arterial spurt red
    • Peeling flesh red
    • Dark gut-blood red
    • Mangled limb-stump red
  6. Pick a language.

    • Quechua
    • BEER!!!!
    • German
    • English
  7. Which word best describes you?

    • Quiet
    • Insane
    • Intense
    • Fun
  8. How did The Silence of the Lambs make you feel?

    • Hungry
    • Lusty for blood
    • A bit scared?
    • Like laughing
Your result:
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