So you think you've got what it takes to be a cop? Will you be a donut-chomper, a whisky-swiller or an all out badass?
You get called to a frat party and discover a bunch of underage drinkers. What do you do?
- Do body shots off a cheerleader while shooting your gun in the air
- Arrest anybody holding a drink. Underage drinking is a plague on society
- Withdraw your nightstick and take down anyone within a 5 meter radius
- Shut the party down and pocket a bottle of Maker's Mark on your way out
Walking your beat you notice a punk spraying a fast food joint. What do you do?
- Who cares? There's bigger fish to fry on these mean streets
- You pick up a disused spray can and beat the offender around the head.
- Arrest them. Graffiti destroys private property. It is most certainly NOT an artform
- Remove the piece of wall and sell it to a local art dealer as an original "Banksy"
Pick a Dunkin' Donut.
- Strawberry and Vanilla Frosted
- Old Fashioned
- Boston Kreme
- Glazed Chocolate Cake
You are asked to give a talk about crime to a bunch of elementary school kids. What do you tell them?
- Tell them life ain't a fairytale and when Death comes you pray it's quick
- Threaten to stab the class hamster if it doesn't stop with that f--king wheel
- Pass around your gun, tell them life as a cop is even cooler than in the movies
- Inform the children that crime never pays and justice will always be served
You see a couple of kids smoking a joint. What do you do?
- Take their stash off them and have me a PARTAY
- I'll tell them off if I see them do it again
- Tell their parents and hrow them in jail for the night
- Kick the crap outta those little D-bags
Pick a Coffee Order.
- Pumpkin spice latte
- Filter coffee, black.
- Double Irish coffee
A peaceful protest is happening downtown. How do you react?
- Excellent, let's bust some weed off of these hippies
- I've got my riot gear on, my baton in hand, and I'm ready to smash some skulls
- So much jaywalking, so many arrests to be had!
- I'm just her for the O/T, man. I'll make sure no fights break out
At a big raid, you see a colleague pocket some cash. What do you do?
- Have a quiet word that he should quit messing around before there's trouble
- Brilliant! Now I can swipe the cash off him AND extort him for what he's done
- Report what he's done immediately. I'll have his badge for this!
- Cram it down his throat until he sees straight - we don't need no bent cops!