When this s**t gets real, you're gonna need back-up.
You search for food in the blasted wasteland. What are you hoping to find?
- Anything, I can live for weeks without food
- Some booze to take the edge off
- Fish, I need my lean protein!
- Nuts, seeds, anything with dense calories
You have meagre supplies. How do you go about building shelter?
- I bend tree branches into a makeshift hut
- I don't want to draw attention to us - we sleep under our jackets
- Shelter? Sorry, I found booze and I'm drunk now
- I layer dry leaves to keep my body off the cold ground
What's your weapon of choice?
- My wits
- My fists
- Hopefully people will just pity me and not kill me
- A crossbow
What are you going to do about finding water?
- Don't be silly, we're by the sea, there's loads to drink there
- I know how to extract drinkable tree sap
- I refill at every river or stream we come to
- I'll steal it from others
Uh-oh, those guys nearby look dangerous. What do you do?
- Trick them into being scared of me, so they run away
- Shout 'Hey you guys! Where's the party at?'
- Whatever, I can handle myself
- Hide until they go away
Curses, those guys are attacking you! What do you do now?
- Sob loudly and roll around on the floor in terror
- Crush them with my bare hands
- Hide and let my companion fight for me
- Don't get too close, pick them off with a range weapon
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you lost the fight. You're dying. What are your last words?
- Cryogenically freeze my brain so I might live on!
- Avenge my death! AVENGE ME!!!
- I hope they serve beer in hell
- Come on, you chickens, I can still take you!