Its all about your fantasy! dont use your logic only your FANTASY!!!!!!
What do you say when you find two banana peels together?
- Nothing, my mother will throw them.
- A pair of slipper.
- Nothing! You thrοw them to the trash!
You have 5 apples in one hand and 5 apples in other hand. Now what do you have?
- It's that a real question? WTF
- A BIG HANDS!
- 5 apple's!
Why birds fly to southern parts to incubate?
- Only the birds of instinctive migration will move south! And the fly to the south bcs changes the vine!
- I dont know dude!
- Because it is too long to walk.
Name any thing that is as big as an elephant but weighs zero!
- A big Fenizol not zero but easy to move!
- it's impossible to think something!
- An Elephant’s Shadow.
You can chop it, punch it, beat it, threw it away. But it won’t get hurt. What it is?
- jelly toy!
- next next next!!
An old man arrived on Friday to a village for a function. He stayed there for a couple of days and left the village on Friday. How is that possible?
- He left the next Friday
- Are you serius?
- Possible. His reached the village on his horse, its name is FRIDAY.
Name any one major reason that causes divorce.
- foolish question!
What is the reason why you got low marks in history?
- I'm dont care about history!
- I dant have low marks in history!
If 10 men took 50 days to construct a villa, how long will it take for 20 men to do the same work?
- No time required, because the villa is already built.
- why this test made for? -.-
What happens if you throw a green stone into the red water?
- Ok that it! im done with that test!
- It will become wet.
- It will become red.