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If you can't ace this one...well, I'm speechless.

  1. The Star Wars saga takes place…

    • A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away
    • During a catfight between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Anniston
    • With some thirty-something guy who lives in his parents’ basement and dresses up like Boba Fett on weekends
    • During the Academy Awards
  2. The 1975 film, Jaws, is about…

    • A great white shark terrorizing a New England coastal town
    • Cows
    • A family reunion where that obnoxious aunt, who reeks of cigarettes and cold cream, drinks too much and won’t shut the fuck up
    • Former Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Ron Jaworski
  3. What is the most famous line from 1997’s Titanic?

    • “Move over, Rose! There’s plenty of room on that goddamn plank!”
    • “Hey, what do I have to do to get some ice in my drink?”
    • “I’m king of the world!”
    • “That’s no iceberg…that’s a space station!”
  4. Which of the following titles is actually a hard core porn film?

    • None, but they all sound like one!
    • Lethal Weapon
    • Die Hard
    • Super Size Me
  5. Michael Bay earned an Oscar nomination for Best Director for which film?

    • Pain and Gain
    • Pearl Harbor
    • Armageddon
    • You're joking, right?
  6. The horror classic, Halloween, takes place on what day?

    • National “Talk Like a Pirate” Day
    • Are you fucking kidding me?
    • Which version, John Carpenter’s original or Rob Zombie’s remake?
    • National “Kick Grandpa in the Stomach” Day
  7. What’s the one thing that can kill Superman?

    • Kryptonite
    • Zack Snyder
    • Richard Lester
    • Bryan Singer
  8. Right now, you are…

    • Eating human flesh
    • Taking this quiz
    • About to send me fifty bucks
    • Licking a cheese grater
  9. What was the first film to win the Academy Award for Best Picture?

    • Wings, released in 1927
    • Twilight, released in 2008 (actually, if you even considered this one, douse yourself in gasoline and fire up a cigar)
    • The Godfather, released in 1972
    • The Silence of the Lambs, released in 1991
  10. The act of paying admission to attend an event in which images are projected on a large screen is known as…

    • A chance to act like I’m at home, even though I’m in public
    • Going to a movie
    • The opportunity to be a supreme douche by texting my friends
    • Enhancing the filmgoing experience of those around me by making insightful comments whenever they occur to me
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