Are you a bloodsucker or more of a person?
How do you eat your steak?
- Dude, I'm a vegetarian.
- Cooked, I don't care how it tastes.
- Bloody please!
- Completely red.
You see a cat next to road, a hit and run but he is still alive, what do you do?
- I swallow it whole on my journey of destruction.
- I look at the blood gushing out of him, it sparkles. I want to lick it.
- I put it out of its' misery while looking the other way...
- I start crying and try to have a funeral for the cat.
- I open my mouth and crack the bones between my teeth before I swallow it.
Are you an organ donor?
- I don't think I have any organs.
- My organs have been dead for a long time.
- I would rather eat some.
- I think so, at least I have a donor card.
- I don't think humans can use mine, but I would have given them if I could
What will happen if you die?
- Someone probably arranges a funeral, I hope.
- First you have to find how to kill me, liquid nitrogen won't hold me for long.
- I have been dead for at least 400 years.
- I might turn into a Human again, but I might be hung upon a wall as a trophy too, if they ever get me.
- I am either eaten or I will return back to the soil I came from.
How do you feel on the outside?
What should I do when I see you?
- You probably don't notice me.
- You'll Never See me coming.
- Doesn't matter, I will get you anyway.
- Say Hi, be kind.