Ever wanted to know which serial killer would be your best friend? Maybe just which blood-lusting murder you have most in common with? Well, here you go! A quick way to compare your interests!
What was your favorite hobby as a child?
- Cutting up insects, worms, and other small animals
- Shoes, make-up, and fashion
- Hanging out with my dearest mother
- Drawing pictures of my mom dead
What is your sexuality?
You go grab a meal with your best friend. What is it...
- A taco or some fish
- A nice bloody steak
- A good old fashioned roast
- A nice burnt penis and mash
If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?
- Drug 'em, stab 'em , fuck 'em.
- Shoot them in the face
- Torture them until they drop
- With a chainsaw
- Smash that shit up and leave it in a sexual position ready for when you need it
What's your type?
- Anyone that looks like mommy darling <3
- Young girls
- Young black males
What would you and your bestie write about in your diaries together?
- How much you want to screw your mother
- Zombification and how much love sucks
- Your sexual fantasies
- Your childhood abuse
- Life as a street worker
How is your fashion sense?
- Leather, high heels, and fishnet
- Sweet and femme
- A smart suit and pressed trousers
- Trusty bakers cap and a plaid jacket
- A bit unkempt
Did you have a good childhood?
- My parents were abusive
- Very controlling
- I have mommy issues
- My parents broke up, but it was okay
- I got kicked out on the street at 15
Any odd fantasies or desires?
- To kill my own mother
- To keep my very own sex slave
- To shoot someone
- Eat someone's brains and bathe in their blood
- To control someone's mind
Last question to determine your new BFF - living or dead: Do you suffer from any mental health issues?
- Sexual Sadist
- Anger Issues