You think you have what it takes to survive a zombie apocalypse? Let's see about that...
Soz, the food's running low. How would you feel about eating THIS instead?!
- I'll eat it if I have to
- Is that the biggest one you've got!
- I'll eat this leather bag I'm not using anymore instead...
- I'll just vomit at the sight of it and eat that instead, thanks
- Bring it on, I've eaten worse
You encounter some weak looking stragglers on your travels, what do you do with them?
- Let them join your crew immediately, poor little things
- You take pity on them and say they can join you for a day or two until they find somewhere to shelter
- Run them down with my tank. It's the most merciful thing for them
- Give them some supplies and move on. They would only slow you down
- Grill them about their circumstances and try and suss them out. If they've survived this long, there must be more than meets the eye
Where do you choose to shelter?
- This nice dark, secluded cave will do!
- A castle, they're reenforced, right?
- A tree house
- Didn't I tell you about my secret underground bunker in the mountains before?
- A prison
Your best friends been bitten, what do you do?
- Unceremoniously shoot them right in the face and make it snappy!
- Lock them in a cell and throw away the key. It's not worth wasting the ammo to dispatch them
- Give them a good, long hug
- Four words: Look at the flowers
How do you feel about the people featured on 'Doomsday Preppers'?
- It might seem totally extreme, but I can't scoff at the idea of being prepared
- Totally batshit crazy
- I'd keep them sweet if I lived next door to them!
- Sensible people
Are you squeamish at all?
- Blood and guts are fine with me, as long as they don't belong to loved ones
- Not at all
- I don't do blood
- A cushion is required for most horror movies
- I would cut my own leg off with a rusty penknife while watching a Serbian Film. Does that answer your questions
You hear that hospital in your local area has been quarantined due to a strange virus that causes violent behavior. What do you do?
- Bolt your doors and make sure that baseball bat is within' easy reach
- Set a google alert on your phone and read all the updates religiously
- Go and stay with friends in another city, this just doesn't feel right
- Ignore it, it's obviously sensationalism
- Retreat to your underground bunker in the mountains immediately
You're looking out of the window one morning and see the lovely old lady next door get eaten alive by a ravenous pack of zombies. Thoughts?
- *Rocks and cries in the corner*
- I guess it's time to get the survival kit together then...
- Well, at least she will divert the beasts so I can get away in my escape vehicle!
- Now's a good time to shoot them all from the roof!
- As if they would have got that close to my house without triggering the land mines!
What would your weapon of choice be?
- A shotgun
- A hammer
- A crossbow
- Absolute isolation...and this homemade nuke I've been working on!
How would you describe your level of physical fitness?
- I ran a 5k when I was at school once?
- I'm not a gym junkie, but I can give most people a run for their money
- Rhino on steroids meets gazelle
- The iron man triatholon is a gentle stroll to me
- The only thing about me that runs is my nose