You think you have what it takes to survive a zombie apocalypse? Let's see about that...
Soz, the food's running low. How would you feel about eating THIS instead?!
- I'll eat it if I have to
- Is that the biggest one you've got!
- I'll just vomit at the sight of it and eat that instead, thanks
- I'll eat this leather bag I'm not using anymore instead...
- Bring it on, I've eaten worse
You encounter some weak looking stragglers on your travels, what do you do with them?
- Let them join your crew immediately, poor little things
- You take pity on them and say they can join you for a day or two until they find somewhere to shelter
- Grill them about their circumstances and try and suss them out. If they've survived this long, there must be more than meets the eye
- Run them down with my tank. It's the most merciful thing for them
- Give them some supplies and move on. They would only slow you down
Where do you choose to shelter?
- This nice dark, secluded cave will do!
- A prison
- Didn't I tell you about my secret underground bunker in the mountains before?
- A castle, they're reenforced, right?
- A tree house
Your best friends been bitten, what do you do?
- Lock them in a cell and throw away the key. It's not worth wasting the ammo to dispatch them
- Unceremoniously shoot them right in the face and make it snappy!
- Give them a good, long hug
- Four words: Look at the flowers
How do you feel about the people featured on 'Doomsday Preppers'?
- I'd keep them sweet if I lived next door to them!
- Totally batshit crazy
- Sensible people
- It might seem totally extreme, but I can't scoff at the idea of being prepared
Are you squeamish at all?
- A cushion is required for most horror movies
- Not at all
- Blood and guts are fine with me, as long as they don't belong to loved ones
- I don't do blood
- I would cut my own leg off with a rusty penknife while watching a Serbian Film. Does that answer your questions
You hear that hospital in your local area has been quarantined due to a strange virus that causes violent behavior. What do you do?
- Bolt your doors and make sure that baseball bat is within' easy reach
- Retreat to your underground bunker in the mountains immediately
- Ignore it, it's obviously sensationalism
- Set a google alert on your phone and read all the updates religiously
- Go and stay with friends in another city, this just doesn't feel right
You're looking out of the window one morning and see the lovely old lady next door get eaten alive by a ravenous pack of zombies. Thoughts?
- Well, at least she will divert the beasts so I can get away in my escape vehicle!
- Now's a good time to shoot them all from the roof!
- As if they would have got that close to my house without triggering the land mines!
- *Rocks and cries in the corner*
- I guess it's time to get the survival kit together then...
What would your weapon of choice be?
- A crossbow
- A hammer
- Absolute isolation...and this homemade nuke I've been working on!
- A shotgun
How would you describe your level of physical fitness?
- The only thing about me that runs is my nose
- I'm not a gym junkie, but I can give most people a run for their money
- I ran a 5k when I was at school once?
- The iron man triatholon is a gentle stroll to me
- Rhino on steroids meets gazelle