What Animal Should You Be Reincarnated As?

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Would you return as a chilled out sloth or a conniving ferret?

  1. What is your favorite food?

    • Pizza
    • Roast beef
    • Cabbage
    • Salad
    • Cheese
  2. Pick a sport:

    • Chess
    • Fencing
    • Snowboarding
    • Wrestling
    • Orienteering
  3. What are you most likely to be arrested for?

    • Breaking and entering
    • Public drunkenness
    • Assault with a deadly weapon
    • Driving without a licence
    • Disturbing the peace
  4. Pick your next holiday destination:

    • New Zealand
    • Mongolia
    • Costa Rica
    • Poland
    • North Korea
  5. What TV series did you watch the most as a child?

    • Beavis and Butthead
    • Dragonball Z
    • Pinky and the Brain
    • Captain Planet
    • Full House
  6. You see a man being mugged, what do you do?

    • Chase after the mugger and try and get the guys wallet back
    • Call the police immediately
    • Wait until the first mugger leaves and then steal the mans shoes as well
    • Try to scare away the mugger by yelling
    • Film the attack and then try to sell the footage
  7. What is your favorite summer activity?

    • Hiding indoors and watching TV
    • Relaxing in a hammock
    • Watching hot girls at the beach
    • Swimming
    • Reading under a tree
  8. Choose a drink:

    • Beer
    • Piña Colada
    • Wine
    • Dirty Martini
    • Water
  9. What would your ideal career be?

    • Comedian
    • CEO
    • Stay at home parent
    • Paid assassin
    • Lawyer
  10. What is your biggest weakness?

    • Being a know-it-all
    • Laziness
    • Gossiping
    • Speaking without thinking
    • Uncontrollable rage
Your result:
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