The hotties around you can feel your energy...
What would you like to receive on Valentine's Day?
- A small packet of paperclips
- A dozen red roses
- A romp to remember
- Something illegal
Pick a celebrity to crush on!
- Naked, oiled-up Kim Kardashian
- Kristen Stewart
- Barry Manilow
- Ryan Gosling
Choose a position to get jiggy in.
- Reverse Cowgirl
- Through a sheet with a hole in it
What body part are you most likely to ogle at?
- I appreciate a well-moisturized elbow
- Great arms
Choose a spot to get intimate with an erotic partner...
- The filthiest club in Berlin
- A hot, deserted Thai island
- A carpet samples showroom
- The most expensive hotel in Rio
What do you think is the sexiest era of history?
- The Wild West (saucy saloons)
- Shakespearean England (bosoms aquiver)
- Ancient Greece (the cradle of kink)
- Soviet Austerity (government approved toothpaste)
Pick some arousing reading material.
- Fifty Shades of Grey
- Mills & Boon novels
- An instructional manual for Windows 95
- 70's era Hustler
Choose a euphemism for S.E.X.
- Tushie Tunneling
- Coochy Smooching
- Unleashing the beast
- Lying back and thinking of England
Choose some smooth tunes to get the mood just right...
- Chill West Coast Hiphop
- Soft Techno
- Sensual R&B
Which element are you most drawn to?