QUIZ: What Color Is Your Sexual Aura?

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The hotties around you can feel your energy...

  1. What would you like to receive on Valentine's Day?

    • A small packet of paperclips
    • A romp to remember
    • Something illegal
    • A dozen red roses
  2. Pick a celebrity to crush on!

    • Naked, oiled-up Kim Kardashian
    • Barry Manilow
    • Kristen Stewart
    • Ryan Gosling
  3. Choose a position to get jiggy in.

    • Through a sheet with a hole in it
    • 69
    • Doggy
    • Reverse Cowgirl
  4. What body part are you most likely to ogle at?

    • I appreciate a well-moisturized elbow
    • Boobs
    • Butt
    • Great arms
  5. Choose a spot to get intimate with an erotic partner...

    • A hot, deserted Thai island
    • The most expensive hotel in Rio
    • The filthiest club in Berlin
    • A carpet samples showroom
  6. What do you think is the sexiest era of history?

    • Soviet Austerity (government approved toothpaste)
    • The Wild West (saucy saloons)
    • Shakespearean England (bosoms aquiver)
    • Ancient Greece (the cradle of kink)
  7. Pick some arousing reading material.

    • Mills & Boon novels
    • An instructional manual for Windows 95
    • 70's era Hustler
    • Fifty Shades of Grey
  8. Choose a euphemism for S.E.X.

    • Lying back and thinking of England
    • Unleashing the beast
    • Coochy Smooching
    • Tushie Tunneling
  9. Choose some smooth tunes to get the mood just right...

    • Sensual R&B
    • Nickelback
    • Chill West Coast Hiphop
    • Soft Techno
  10. Which element are you most drawn to?

    • Air
    • Earth
    • Fire
    • Water
Your result:
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