I mean, killing's one thing. But branding's another...
What do you like to eat?
- Only the finest haute cuisine
- A lightly grilled panini
- Well, eyeballs are my favorite
Pick a weapon...
- A rubber chicken
- A kitchen knife
- A lawnmower
- All of them
What kind of speed do you hunt at?
- I like to hop on my segway
- However fast you run, I walk faster
- I'm not fast... but neither are they after the chloroform
- I run at my prey like a rabid orc
Describe your last victim.
- She talked too much
- Uh, I don't know, I was actually aiming for the guy next to him?
Honestly, though, was your childhood kinda weird?
- It was wonderful, we all made the Grand Master of the Land very happy
- No, everyone on the boat was very nice
- A little boring, if anything
- Not once I'd killed my parents
What was your favorite game as a teenager?
- Russian Roulette
Pick an animal.
- A duck-billed Platypus
- A dragon
- A snake
- A wolf
Can I take a look around your bedroom?
- Sure, don't disturb my porcelain dolls though, they're sleeping
- No, I've got company...
- Oh, it's a real mess right now
- Uh, it's probably best if you don't...
Where's your favorite place to hang out in Summer?
- The Drive-In
- The Waterpark
- The Park
- The Diner
Pick a pizza topping...