Which Movie Serial Killer's Criminal Profile Do You Match?

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There is a dark side dwelling within all of us, but what is your true criminal nature?

  1. What sort of situation could drive you to a serious physical altercation with someone?

    • Someone disrespecting me in front of my friends
    • It's hard to tell, I'm erratic
    • I'd only fight hand-to-hand for my own life
    • I'm not uncouth enough to fight, I aim for the kill
  2. Do you believe in the insanity defense?

    • Only if it will get me time off in jail
    • No, I know exactly what I'm doing even if it's too grotesque for you to fathom
    • Puny humans don't deserve such clemency
    • The voices in my head can't agree
  3. What would you rather have for dinner?

    • Simple pleasures like food do nothing for me
    • Cupcakes
    • Liver and fava beans
    • A double cheeseburger with a side of fries
  4. You've got a body on your hands, how would you dispose of it?

    • I need a new sweater...
    • Let's just say I'd keep a select few trinkets and assure you that you'll never find the rest
    • I don't dirty my hands with the bodies
    • I'd display it for all to see
  5. Which of the following words best describes you?

    • Moralistic
    • Cold
    • Impulsive
    • Eccentric
  6. Is there a moral line that you will not cross?

    • Everyone who I meddle with had it coming for them
    • I'd never kill anyone I didn't know. They have to have wronged me or my friends
    • Morality is a social construct that I don't abide by
    • I wouldn't kill for money, only fun...and materials
  7. What were your school reports like?

    • I did well academically, but people were worried about my social progress
    • I was in the bottom half of the class
    • Perfect
    • Most of my school reports are about my 'unusual' behavior
  8. What's your weapon of choice?

    • A knife
    • A noose
    • It's the intricacy of the kill that thrills me the most, I have hundreds
    • Variety is the spice of life, although I am partial to a good beheading
  9. How do you get on with your parents?

    • As well as anybody else I know
    • I'm a total mommas boy/girl
    • We have a distant yet civil relationship
    • I think they're scared of me
  10. Do you ever worry about being caught for your crimes?

    • The knuckleheaded will never outwit me
    • My chaotic mind keeps me too busy to worry!
    • Sometimes, but I'm a pretty confident person
    • No, I have nothing to lose
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