Which Weird Movie Sex Scene Should YOU Get it on With?

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Cinema has bought us a wealth of bizarre sex scenes, but which one should you try?

  1. How did you feel about the S&M scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey?

    • They weren't action packed enough for me, I need adrenaline!
    • I felt like Ana needed to let herself go a little
    • I thought they were pretty hot!
    • Christian Grey was far too respectful for my liking
    • They really need to work on their interior design, that red room just wasn't doing it for me
  2. Which fictional couple do you find the hottest?

    • Guy and Rosemary - Rosemary's Baby
    • Stefan Salvatore and Elena Gilbert - The Vampire Diaries
    • Nite Owl and Silk Spectre - Watchmen
    • Gary and Lisa - Team America
    • Ariel and Erik - The Little Mermaid
  3. Where would you rather get down and dirty?

    • Bed, duh!
    • A graveyard
    • Falling out of an aeroplane attached to a parachute
    • A secluded lake
    • Anywhere
  4. Complete this sentence: Lust is...

    • what makes the world go round
    • an essential element of control
    • nothing compared to love
    • second only to bloodshed
    • absolutely uncontrollable
  5. Choose a kinky prop for your raunchy romp

    • Black lingerie
    • 2 bottles of champagne
    • A bull whip
    • A horned mask
    • An admiring crowd
  6. How would you describe your moves between the sheets?

    • High energy
    • Violent
    • Unpredictable
    • Sensual
    • Ritualistic
  7. Pick a left-field fetish

    • Manuspectaphilia - Getting off through other people watching you have sex
    • Formicophilia - Having insects crawling all over your naughty bits
    • Psycrophilia - Being aroused my contact with cold objects
    • Agalmatophilia - A desire to indulgue in sexual activities with statues
    • Liquidophelia - Becoming aroused when your genitals are submerged
  8. How would you react if you were invited to join a threesome?

    • I'm going to get paid, right?
    • HELL YEAH!
    • I'd do it, but I wouldn't rule out some seriously violent jealous rage
    • Been there, done that
    • I'd be upset
  9. What sort of outfit do you find the most kinky?

    • A film of sweat
    • A tiny metallic bikini
    • A hooded cloak and nothing else
    • A bloody butchers apron always gets me going
    • Virginial white lingerie
  10. What's your safe word?

    • Pffftf, I don't need one of those
    • Pustule
    • Porpoise
    • Illuminate
    • Glitter
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