Are you Even Stevens, Not Famous Anymore or just Batsh*t crazy?
Your Dad wants to buy you a new car, do you?
- Screech extremely loud with excitement?
- Keep silent and accept whatever is gave to you?
- Meet a girl who is way out of your league and convince her to get in the car with you?
- Become aggressive and start a fight with a vending machine?
You've just been sent to jail, what was your crime?
- You started a fight with a homeless man over some half eaten fast food.
- A prank that went wrong and resulted in the death of your sister?
- "I'M SAYING NOTHING!"
- You were wrongly convicted of a crime because you're the good guy.
You are in a nightclub and your favourite song comes on, do you?
- Act kind of dorky but manage to get a dance from the best looking girl in the club?
- Grab the closest 12 year old girl and strip down to your skin coloured underwear and perform a questionable but impressive expressive dance?
- Do nothing, you don't sing, dance or even talk?
- Laugh at all the dumb girls dancing and finish planning your next prank?
A friend is feeling down and wants some moral support, do you?
- Cheer him up the only way you know how, making fart jokes and pranking people?
- Take him to a theatre performance of 'Cabaret' whilst being drunk and disorderly until you get kicked out?
- You give a touching and emotional speech, wiping a tear from your eye while you do so?
- Stare blankly, motionless, saying nothing?
You've been stranded on a desert island and only have one thing with you, what is it?
- A whole bunch of LSD that you will take and then document every thought you have in the sand?
- Nothing but the exact thing needed to escape that will spark an idea so coincidentally bad it could only work in a movie?
- A paper bag with eye holes cut in it?
"What I like to do most is?......."
- Nothing. I just sit here and stare blankly?
- Chase a car, punch a lamp post, headbutt a man in front of a hobgoblin. Y'know, just the usual?
- Save the world, over and over and over and over again?
- Have fun with my friends and try to annoy everyone?
What is your motto for life?
- "I'm not a shorty pants kid!!"
- "Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"
- "DO IT!!"
- "I'm not famous anymore"
There's a girl who is interested in you, do you?
- Chase her through the woods and give her a Shia surprise!?
- Not say or do a thing?
- Strangely push her away and play hard to get despite her being way out of your league?
- Try to be smooth and cool but really you're just a dorky kid?
What are the walls like in your ideal bedroom?
- Your walls aren't walls at all. They are bars, like a prison in your mind.
- Your walls are made of a paper bag that you put over your head?
- The latest action movies, maybe a band that has a song out this year. As long as it is a pop culture reference that will be outdated in two years?
- Posters, drum sticks gadgets, gizmos and all my cool stuff for pranks. Everything a kid needs?
You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. Is he?
- Eating all the bodies? Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.
- Living in the woods? SHIA LABEOUF
- Brandishing a knife? SHIA LABEOUF
- Killing for sport? SHIA LABEOUF