Because we can't always feel like Bing Bong.
What would be your drink of choice today?
How many times did you snooze your alarm this morning?
- Many annoying times.
- I just turned it off altogether.
- None, I was ready for the day!
- Not sure, but I would have broken it if I could.
- Just once, but I was already panicking about the day.
When pushed a little too far, how are you most likely to respond?
- Panic about bothering someone and try to avoid conflict.
- With immediate confrontation. Come at me, bro!
- Complain internally and let it affect my entire day.
- Fling passive aggressive insults and a healthy amount of stank face.
- With understanding. Kill 'em with kindness!
Pick a dog breed.
- Basset hound
- Labrador Retriever
- Pit bull
What's your biggest pet peeve?
- Underhanded insults
- Poor personal hygiene
- Sudden changes of plan
Which TV host's interviewing style would you emulate?
- Ellen Degeneres
- Dr. Phil
- Nancy Grace
- Jerry Springer
- Barbara Walters
What song would you most like to blast in the car right now?
- "Mad World" by Gary Jules
- "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones
- "In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins
- "I Hate Everything About You" by Three Days Grace
- "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey
You just got dumped. How do you react?
- Blow up at the misguided idiot for not giving me any signals earlier.
- Crumble into a pool of self-pity and wonder about all the things I did wrong.
- Already moving on to bigger and better things.
- Immediately recognize how undeserving this person was for me.
- Call my mom and tell her I will be alone forever.