Who Is Your Parks & Rec Spirit Animal?

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I have been rewatching Parks and Recreation lately, almost obsessively, getting through the first five seasons like just a couple days. It got me to wondering, with all the diversity that the Parks Department has among their staff, who would I get along with the best? Over-achieving Leslie Knope or maybe her nerd-friendly husband Ben Wyatt. How about you? Is April or Andy your one true soul mate, or maybe Ron Swanson is really your spirit animal! Either way, if you are a fan of the now defunct series, take the quiz and find out who you should have been sharing office space with!

  1. What is your ideal night out on the town?

    • Woodworking and Meat Eating
    • Convincing everyone to drink Snake Juice
    • Staying in and rewatching Game of Thrones
    • Creating a presentation on presentations
    • Plotting revenge
    • Writing songs and making out
  2. Your town has just been hit by a major disaster! How do you respond?

    • Call the FBI and ask for their top super secret agent
    • Scramble to gather your most precious items while screaming like a girl
    • Smile and get excited because you get to break out your emergency evacuation plan
    • Watch in terror, then realize it looks just like that scene in Star Wars when...
    • Hide because you're most likely responsible for the disaster
    • Retreat to the woods to watch it burn
  3. Feeling unsatisfied in life, you want to make a change. What would that change be?

    • Change your identity, steal a car and take off
    • Spend countless hours making pro & con lists about needing a change
    • Find the latest trend and exploit it
    • Underpants
    • Become a multi-millionaire board game designer
    • I fear change of any kind
  4. Your friend has just been threatened by their enemy - how do you respond?

    • Steal an idea from Game of Thrones to help bring about their undoing.
    • Fill their car with garbage and unleash the racoons
    • Punch them quickly and quietly in the face
    • Run and hide in the nearest club
    • Fight tirelessly to make sure that enemy is decimated, OR bribe them with copious amounts of breakfast foods.
    • Watch in shock then write a song about it
  5. Pick a Food:

    • Caviar
    • Butter
    • Waffles
    • Calzones
    • Nothing. I hate food.
    • Meat
Your result:
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