The more interesting you are, the better meal you'll be. But what if you're rude and he doesn't particularly like you? What shall he do to you then? Dr. Hannibal Lecter is the classiest cannibal around... I wonder what he'll make out of your body parts?
If you were to die of an ailment, which would it be?
- My lungs are weak.
- I'll probably die because I couldn't keep my mouth shut.
- Probably kidney stones if I continue on with my current lifestyle.
- Either rheumatism, arthritis, or diabetes.
- Probably blood related issues.
What's your weakness when you hit the gym?
- Torso day is always a challenge, but pays off well!
- Triceps are hard for me to work on.
- I hate leg day.
Favorite part of a meal?
- I love breakfast any time of day.
- The vegetable side dish.
- The main course.
What is your favorite part of beef?
- Love chewing on the ribs!
- The brisket.
- All of its loins.
- I'm a vegetarian.
You were invited to Hannibal Lecter's feast. After 2 weeks, the rumor mill says that he served human meat! What's your reaction?
- Luckily, I'm vegan! You disgust me!
- I've already flushed them outta my system, dude. I have to admit though, he cooks fine.
- I might never eat meat ever again!
Do you find Dr. Lecter to be a good psychiatrist?
- He's alright.
- He is as psychopatic as all his patients, he just hides it well. He is vile!
- No. Not at all! A lot of patients died during and after their treatments with him.
What's your favorite hobby?
- I love equestrian.
- I love to create murals and other art
Can you coerce people to do your bidding?
- I can convince people with well chosen words and an articulate writing style.
- In other words, manipulation... I do that pretty well.
- Sometimes they just pity me so they do as I say.
Choose an animal.
- Stag, cows, moose, bulls, any animal with horns.
- I love all the animals on this planet. Fierce or tame... that's why I'm vegan.
Be honest. Do you find this delectable?
- YIKES. I DON'T EAT MEAT.
- There are way better looking dishes than that. I'll pass.
- I love food with gravy on them.
- NOOOO! THAT'S HUMAN MEAT!
- Hell yeahhhh! It looks delectable.