Are You More Like Heath Ledger's Joker, or Jared Leto's?

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Why so serious? Well, that's because - as all Bat-Fans know - this one really matters....

  1. So. You're a small town villain with mayhem on your mind. How're you going to make your first big splash?

    • The gleeful exposure of the town's inefficient law enforcement.
    • Explosions. Lots of explosions.
    • Maniacal laughter/torture.
    • Dropping a whale on top of the town hall.
  2. Soon, however, a small-time hero turns up, aiming to stop your reign of terror. How're you going to beat him?

    • An elaborate system of ropes and pulleys...
    • I'll kidnap his entire family, obviously...
    • With a really big stick...
    • A hail of gunfire...
  3. The hero didn't last long, and you soon tire small-town criminality. You decide to head to a bigger city - but which one?

    • Bludhaven
    • Metropolis
    • Central City
    • Star City
  4. Upon arrival, you decide to take over a major mafia organization. Who do you send to 'sleep with the fishes' first, though?

    • The consigliere...
    • As many of the footsoldiers as possible...
    • The don...
    • The don's entire immediate family...
  5. That worked surprisingly well - and you now have your very own criminal gang. What're you going to have them focus on, though?

    • 'Mergers and acquistions'...
    • Bringing chaos to the streets...
    • Extortion and money laundering...
    • Consolidating power...
  6. Everything's going pretty smoothly...until The Flash turns up. Within thirty seconds, he's taken out your whole gang. What's your escape route of choice?

    • A ridiculously fast getaway car...
    • That tunnel I cunningly dug earlier...
    • That hot air balloon I have moored outside...
    • My carefully bribed police escort...
  7. Licking your wounds, you wind up robbing a bank in Midway City. What are you aiming to steal, though?

    • A whole lot of secrets...
    • Giant piles of cash...
    • An exotic assortment of jewels...
    • Steal? I'm just doing this for the hell of it...
  8. Eventually, though, you find yourself in Gotham City, and decide to settle down and raise some chaos. Which villain's turf are you going to muscle into, though?

    • The Penguin's
    • Scarecrow's
    • The Riddler's
    • Two-Face's
  9. That...actually worked out. Your arrival in Gotham City has, however, prodded Batman into action, and he's on the lookout for you. What's your next move?

    • Sending a video to the press, telling the Batman what my next scheme is...
    • Initiating an elaborate scheme destined to destroy the Batman's life...
    • Breaking into Arkham Asylum. I hear their staff are friendly...
    • Keeping my head down for a while till the heat is off...
  10. And, finally: You end up being cornered by Batman...but turn the tables on him. What's your finishing move?

    • An increasingly elaborate death maze?
    • A giant vat of acid?
    • A crowbar to the head?
    • Fire?
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