Are You More Like Heath Ledger's Joker, or Jared Leto's?

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Why so serious? Well, that's because - as all Bat-Fans know - this one really matters....

  1. So. You're a small town villain with mayhem on your mind. How're you going to make your first big splash?

    • Dropping a whale on top of the town hall.
    • Explosions. Lots of explosions.
    • Maniacal laughter/torture.
    • The gleeful exposure of the town's inefficient law enforcement.
  2. Soon, however, a small-time hero turns up, aiming to stop your reign of terror. How're you going to beat him?

    • A hail of gunfire...
    • With a really big stick...
    • An elaborate system of ropes and pulleys...
    • I'll kidnap his entire family, obviously...
  3. The hero didn't last long, and you soon tire small-town criminality. You decide to head to a bigger city - but which one?

    • Central City
    • Star City
    • Metropolis
    • Bludhaven
  4. Upon arrival, you decide to take over a major mafia organization. Who do you send to 'sleep with the fishes' first, though?

    • The don's entire immediate family...
    • The don...
    • The consigliere...
    • As many of the footsoldiers as possible...
  5. That worked surprisingly well - and you now have your very own criminal gang. What're you going to have them focus on, though?

    • 'Mergers and acquistions'...
    • Bringing chaos to the streets...
    • Consolidating power...
    • Extortion and money laundering...
  6. Everything's going pretty smoothly...until The Flash turns up. Within thirty seconds, he's taken out your whole gang. What's your escape route of choice?

    • My carefully bribed police escort...
    • A ridiculously fast getaway car...
    • That hot air balloon I have moored outside...
    • That tunnel I cunningly dug earlier...
  7. Licking your wounds, you wind up robbing a bank in Midway City. What are you aiming to steal, though?

    • Steal? I'm just doing this for the hell of it...
    • An exotic assortment of jewels...
    • Giant piles of cash...
    • A whole lot of secrets...
  8. Eventually, though, you find yourself in Gotham City, and decide to settle down and raise some chaos. Which villain's turf are you going to muscle into, though?

    • The Riddler's
    • Two-Face's
    • The Penguin's
    • Scarecrow's
  9. That...actually worked out. Your arrival in Gotham City has, however, prodded Batman into action, and he's on the lookout for you. What's your next move?

    • Initiating an elaborate scheme destined to destroy the Batman's life...
    • Breaking into Arkham Asylum. I hear their staff are friendly...
    • Keeping my head down for a while till the heat is off...
    • Sending a video to the press, telling the Batman what my next scheme is...
  10. And, finally: You end up being cornered by Batman...but turn the tables on him. What's your finishing move?

    • A giant vat of acid?
    • An increasingly elaborate death maze?
    • A crowbar to the head?
    • Fire?
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