Are you the Dwight Shrute type, the Barney Stinson brand, or the Ron Swanson style?

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You can only be one of the three polar opposites. Which one are you?

  1. Do you prefer:

    • Farming
    • Woodwork
    • Womanising
  2. Would you rather have:

    • Suits
    • Mustaches
    • Glasses
  3. To pass the time, would you want to:

    • Make sure the comy government gets NOTHING out of you.
    • Dress up as a scuba diver to impress chicks
    • Do anything to get that promotion. then you will control all of those pathetic pawns under you
  4. Whats your drink of choice?

    • I brew my own alcohol. I take oil from the belly of pigs, and combine it with rum and a strong dose beaver tranquilizer.
    • Whiskey. Also, a 16 oz T-bone, a 24 oz porterhouse, and a cigar. I will consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.
    • A scotch old enough to order its own scotch
  5. If you could describe yourself, what description would you be most likely to use?

    • I’m a simple person. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.
    • Legen-wait for it- hope your not lactose intolerant because the next word is- dairy! Legendary!!!!
    • How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable
  6. What environment would you rather work in?

    • Hmmmm. Somewhere with an office.
    • Somewhere I could stick it to the government by producing nothing that actually helps that communist tyrants. Maybe I could take a government-related job and do absolutely nothing
    • Ha, please.
  7. Whats your best friend or best peer like?

    • Goofy, unaware, and will go to great lengths to feel liked. I can look past his faults, though, since he made me assistant regional manager. not assistant TOO the regional manager. Assistant regional manager!
    • Well, driven. Very driven. Too driven. She's said she wants to president. She's a grown woman, but sometimes acts like a child.
    • He's an architect. And he's my best friend. Marshals not his best friend. I'm his best friend
  8. And lastly, who's your greatest enemy?

    • That baby-faced annoying idiot that sits across from me at work. I'll get him fired, though, when i get promoted. He'll never put my stuff in jello ever again!
    • The government, of course. It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples.
    • Ralph macchio. He's thinks he's the real karate kid. The REAL karate kid is william zabka!
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