Quiz: Where Would You be Placed in the Human Centipede?

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Please... please, just don't put me in the middle!

  1. If you were to misuse a medical implement, what would you choose?

    • A kidney bowl
    • A speculum
    • Prescription meds
    • A needle
  2. How many french fries could you eat in one sitting?

    • None, I don't eat them
    • About average
    • Like, 30 - 50
    • Literally an unlimited amount
  3. What would you most like to mash your face into?

    • My bae's chest
    • My pillow
    • A Human Centipede
    • A pizza
  4. In a group exercise, what kind of role do you take?

    • I'm a total control freak
    • I like to have my own specific task
    • Meh, I'll just let everyone else do the work
    • I'm happy to just do whatever
  5. Pick a fetching shade of brown.

    • Burnt Umber
    • Smokey Topaz
    • Tropical Taupe
    • Kobicha
  6. Which is your favorite Human Centipede movie?

    • I couldn't choose just one
    • The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
    • The Human Centipede
    • The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)
  7. Choose a Human Centipede inspired sex position.

    • The Kinky Conga
    • The Tom Sex
    • The Centipedophile
    • The Hole Shebang
  8. Pick a funky song to strut your stuff to...

    • Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel
    • Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins
    • Bootylicious - Destiny's Child
    • Frontin - Pharrell
  9. How do you think you'd die in the Human Centipede?

    • I'd kill myself to escape the hell
    • Suffocating by inhaling bodily fluids
    • Chronic infection
    • Malnutrition
  10. If you were locked in a Human Centipede, what do you think you'd be saying?

    • "Glllllllrrrrrrgghghghghghgh"
    • "Mmmmmmpppphhhhfffffffhh"
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