Please... please, just don't put me in the middle!
If you were to misuse a medical implement, what would you choose?
- A needle
- A speculum
- Prescription meds
- A kidney bowl
How many french fries could you eat in one sitting?
- None, I don't eat them
- About average
- Literally an unlimited amount
- Like, 30 - 50
What would you most like to mash your face into?
- A Human Centipede
- My pillow
- My bae's chest
- A pizza
In a group exercise, what kind of role do you take?
- I'm a total control freak
- I like to have my own specific task
- Meh, I'll just let everyone else do the work
- I'm happy to just do whatever
Pick a fetching shade of brown.
- Burnt Umber
- Tropical Taupe
- Smokey Topaz
Which is your favorite Human Centipede movie?
- The Human Centipede
- The Human Centipede III (Final Sequence)
- The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
- I couldn't choose just one
Choose a Human Centipede inspired sex position.
- The Tom Sex
- The Hole Shebang
- The Kinky Conga
- The Centipedophile
Pick a funky song to strut your stuff to...
- Bootylicious - Destiny's Child
- Frontin - Pharrell
- Honky Tonk Badonkadonk - Trace Adkins
- Stuck in the Middle With You - Stealers Wheel
How do you think you'd die in the Human Centipede?
- I'd kill myself to escape the hell
- Suffocating by inhaling bodily fluids
- Chronic infection
If you were locked in a Human Centipede, what do you think you'd be saying?
- "AWESOME I LOVE MY LIFE"
- "MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP"