Which Hogwarts House Does Your Sexual Aura Put You In?

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Are you a sexy Slytherin or a randy Ravenclaw?

  1. Which of these words describes your ideal sexual encounter?

    • Loving
    • Intense
    • Hot
    • Kinky
  2. Which of these elements speaks to you the most?

    • Water
    • Fire
    • Air
    • Earth
  3. When did you first truly discover your sexuality?

    • About average?
    • I've always been pretty sexual
    • A little late, I guess
    • That's private
  4. Pick a Kinky Hogwarts House.

    • Give-'er-More
    • Scissorin'
    • Cravin' More
    • Rough 'n' Buff
  5. What subtly flirtatious signal turns you on the most?

    • My crush showing off at something they're good at
    • Prolonged eye contact
    • Discreet hand touching
    • A clever joke with sexual undertones
  6. Pick a place in the magical world to get down to some sexy times...

    • A quick tryst in the Room of Requirement
    • A roll in the grass behind the Whomping Willow
    • A drunken fumble in The Three Broomsticks
    • An erotic encounter in the Library's Forbidden Section
  7. Which part of the body are you most attracted to?

    • Boobs
    • Butt
    • Crotch
    • Strong arms
  8. Choose a magical euphemism for 'vagina'.

    • The Chamber of Secrets
    • Godric’s Hollow
    • Moaning Myrtle
    • The Leaky Cauldron
  9. Pick a Harry Potter pick-up line.

    • You don't have to say Wingardium Leviosa to get me up
    • Your name must be 'Aguamenti' 'cause you get me wet
    • I'll teach you to speak Troll, baby, 'cause I'll get you grunting in no time
    • My **** is a Horcrux and I need you to DESTROY it.
  10. Which Harry Potter character are you most attracted to?

    • Hermione Granger
    • Neville Longbottom
    • Draco Malfoy
    • Luna Lovegood
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