Quiz: Which Martian Are You?

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The Martian enters theaters on October 2nd, but which Inhabitant of the Red Planet best suits you?

  1. Which of these precious commodities are you most concerned with?

    • Air
    • Women with three boobs
    • Food
    • Companionship
  2. What do you rely on in a bad situation?

    • Physical prowess
    • Sense of right and wrong
    • Technology
    • Resourcefulness
  3. What do you hate the most?

    • Puny humans
    • Shadowy corporations
    • Disco music
    • Injustice
  4. Why would you go to Mars?

    • Mars? I'm staying on Earth, thanks...
    • For glory!
    • For adventure!
    • For science!
  5. Pick a space-named candy?

    • Starburst
    • Mars bar
    • Milky Way
    • Galaxy
  6. Pick a weapon

    • Micro-Uzi 9mm, obviously
    • Heat-ray
    • Weapons? I come in peace
    • My bare hands
  7. Pick a classic Martian movie

    • Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
    • Abbott and Costello Go to Mars
    • Robinson Crusoe on Mars
    • Invaders from Mars
  8. Pick a spacey David Bowie lyric

    • "Is there life on Maaaaarrs?"
    • "There's a starman waiting in the sky!"
    • "Ground Control to Major Tom"
    • "Freak out in a moonage daydream, oh yeah!"
  9. Pick a Mars rover/probe

    • Curiosity
    • Opportunity
    • Pathfinder
    • Spirit
  10. Pick a space film line

    • "Houston, we have a problem"
    • "Welcome to Earth *smack*"
    • "To boldly go where no man has gone before"
    • "It's a trap!"
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