Which Best-Selling Author Should Write Your Life Story?

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Are you the subject of a J.K. Rowling novel? Or a douche from a Dan Brown "book."

  1. What's Your Poison?

    • Wine
    • Champagne
    • Beer
    • Whiskey
    • Absinthe
    • Old Fashioned
    • Rum
  2. Pick A Genre

    • Tragedy
    • Children's Books
    • Thriller
    • Erotic
    • Romance
    • Young Adult
    • Fantasy
  3. Pick An Dessert

    • Birthday Cake
    • Chocolate Eclair
    • Creme Brûlée
    • Lemon Tarts
    • Blueberry Cobbler
    • Ice Cream Sundae
    • Chocolate Pudding
  4. Pick A Country

    • England
    • France
    • Canada
    • Croatia
    • Wales
    • U.S.A.
    • Holland
  5. Pick A Weapon

    • Sword
    • Knife
    • Whip
    • Poison
    • Gun
    • Wit
    • Fire
  6. Your Friend Is In Trouble, You:

    • Do anything your friend asks
    • Eliminate the source of the trouble
    • Keep a watchful eye
    • Help immediately
    • Research a way to help them
    • Are probably the one causing the trouble
    • Get aroused
  7. How Would You Want Your Life Story Adapted

    • Live-action movie
    • A TV series
    • Stage production
    • Merchandise
    • A porno
    • A Self-Help Book
    • A web series
  8. Your House Is Burning. What Do you save?

    • You were the one who started the fire
    • Yourself
    • A family pet
    • Money
    • Your significant other
    • A family heirloom
    • A family member
Your result:
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