Which James Bond Villain Most Suits Your Evil Side?

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We all have an evil streak, don't we? Answer the questions below to find out which classic Bond villain suits you the most.

  1. What's your favorite fashion accessory?

    • My gold, lycra leggings are a personal favorite
    • I like to look sharp - I have a collection of hats
    • My braces attract quite a bit of attention
    • A child's tuxedo... that fits pretty well, considering
  2. What one item would you take if you knew you'd be stranded on a desert island?

    • A pen and paper to record a daily diary
    • A raft (Oi... don't be clever!)
    • A hunters rifle with unlimited ammunication
    • A hammock... Well, you've still got to rest, right?
  3. You've finally met your arch nemesis, and you're overcome with anger. What do you do?

    • Run and hide. Confrontation is overrated.
    • You've been waiting for this day. Kill him immediately.
    • Talk it out. Build tension for at least 10 minutes, then try to kill him. But probably miss or something.
    • Make a horrendous pun. These moments must be savored.
  4. What sport are you best at?

    • Tennis - I serve up a mean plate of revenge.
    • Sport? Doesn't that include physical activity?
    • Javelin - Any excuse to hold a dangerous weapon
    • Soccer - I don't have the balls for anything else.
  5. Which of these activities do you enjoy the most?

    • An educational course on body painting .
    • Danger frisbee. It's like normal frisbee but dangerous.
    • Feeling smug when you see 'mind your head' signs.
    • A glass eating competition you're fairly sure you'll win.
  6. How would you define your personality?

    • Realist. I'm mainly rational but sometimes I anticipate those "life's not fair" moments. Such as when someone destroys your plans to take over the world.
    • Pessimist. I may as well give up this quiz.
    • Optimistic. The glass is always half full. Unless it's half full of beer. Then it doesn't last. Wait, am I an optimist?
    • Rational. I don't deviate much or get dictated by emotions. Unless of course someone tries killing me, then I lose my sh*t.
  7. You have an evil plan to take over the world. How do you share your big idea?

    • I'd tell my mom but I'd make sure she didn't tell anyone else. Especially Shirley next door, she's a blabber mouth.
    • I wouldn't tell anyone. TRUST NO ONE. Apart from the 5,000 or so henchmen I'd need to carry out said plan. I trust them. Sort of.
    • I prefer social media. Facebook is a good outlet.
    • I'd upload a parody video to YouTube of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" but change the lyrics to "I'm gonna blow you up". Humor's the best antidote to evil deeds.
  8. It's Friday night, and you're feeling all right. What do you do for the evening?

    • I like to play Nintendo 64, especially a game called "Golden Eye," which is based on a guy I know and dislike immensely.
    • I have a significant other to spend time with. Friday is date night. We're going to the local animal shelter to throw verbal insults at puppies.
    • I'm going to go and paint the town gold! Wait, is that the expression? Gold? Or is it blue?
    • Evil doesn't take a rest day. I've got a long weekend of evil planning ahead of me, so I'm having an early night.
  9. Your favorite genre of music is...

    • Heavy metal.
    • I love a good bit of disco. I can't help but feel lost in music.
    • I listen to "Gold" by Spandau Ballet on repeat. I even bought it on vinyl because I'm a hipster villain.
    • It's a cruel world and rap really talks to me. Ain't nuttin' but a G thing.
  10. Finally, where do you see yourself in 5 years' time?

    • I want to be my own boss. I'm fed up of working for someone else.
    • I live life on the edge. My life is at risk every day, so I take it a day at a time.
    • 5 years' time? That's a tall order! I can barely plan for tomorrow!
    • I've always wanted to carry out my own discount laser eye surgery. Perhaps I'll have my own business?
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