If you were to unleash the demon inside, who would you kill like? Would you be a Jason or a Freddy? Let's find out. But be warned.
Theoretically, you are in the forest. You hear footsteps behind you. The next thing you see is a blade swipe right next to your head. You do the obvious thing to do in that circumstance: Punch him right in the gabba. He is knocked out cold. W
- They have to reach me. As I am a doll.
- I see if he has any relitives (like a sister) and stalk them. Attack him psychologically!
- Do nothing. Murdering is wrong. Like, I'll call the police. Yeah, the police.
- I lock him in a room, chain his feet to a chair, slowly fill the room with acid and tell him to escape.
- Just wait till he is really asleep!
- I slice him into little pieces, with his own blade. What? If he want's to cut me then I cut him back!
- Explode it.
- Swap the blade for a chainsaw. He needs the right matterial in order for killing. Gotta look out for my brother.
Quick! He got up after a punched him in the gabba! Grab a weapon!
- Chainsaw motherf*ckers!
- I can't reach the knife. I am a doll.
- Where's that damn knife?
- I already have a weapon. ON MY HANDS!
- I run. I don't kill people. Promise.
- Hockey mask? Check. Katana? Check.
- Um... I might need a bit more time to set the weapon up...
- Explode them.
Well, now he defiantly is dead. How do you dispose of the body?
- Its too heavy for my little DOLL hands to carry. I get someone else to do it.
- I would'nt have to because I DON'T KILL PEOPLE!
- Just chuck it in the furnace.
- Explode it.
- I use it in my next trap for my next victim.
- Slice, dice, and everything nice until its gone!
- Eat it.
- Drag it away into the forest of something like that.
Oh noes! Someone caught you! Now your known as a murderer! How do you protect your identity?
- I already am a mask. You know, because I'm a DOLL
- A white face with no eyes will do.
- I hide in the shadows with a cloak.
- I just explode them.
- Nothing. I DON'T KILL.
- I need an apron and leather. And lots of it.
- Hat and jumper will do nicely.
A mask is not the best way to protect your identity, and now your in jail. What now?
- I AM NOT A KILLER!
Now, you are on death row. What will be your final kill?
- I don't kill people god damn it! Wait, is that a flame thrower? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME YOU DIRTY HUMAN!
- I am going to SPACE! MUAHAHAHHA!
- Sequels! 3D sequels! And a ride at universal studios! MUAHAHAHHA!
- EXPLODE THEM! MUAHAHAHHA!
- A somewhat good straight to DVD movie! MUAHAHAHHA!
- A crappy sequel to a crappy remake by a somewhat crappy director! MUAHAHAHHA!
- I am gonna kill someone with a hockey mask! MUAHAHAHHA!
- 3D MOTHERF*CKERS! MUAHAHAHHA!
When you are on death row, an ispiring director comes up to you and asks if he/she can make a movie about you. Of coarse you say yes. He/she then asks "What do you want me to call it?" And you say:
- Daydream On Mle Lane
- Saturday the 14th
- The Thing. MUAHAHAHHA!
- The Western Chainsaw Bloodbath