Beep Bop Boop: Which Famous Droid Are You?

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All through the universes of fiction, life forms of metal exist. Which one are you?

  1. You are asked to repair the ship's hyper drive. What do you do?

    • *fixes hyper drive, kills everyone else, flies away*
    • *blows up already defective Hyper Drive* "Oops..."
    • *fixes Hyper Drive flawlessly with no complaint even though everyone doubted you from the beginning*
    • "I'm sure I am capable of such a task, human."
    • "Fix the Hyper Drive? Do you think 'A, B, Up, Down' will do the trick?"
    • "Give me one moment. First, I have to read book on engineering. It should only take me a few seconds."
    • "I have already explained this is not my specialty."
    • "Oooooooooh Hyyyyyyper Driiive..."
    • "Engineer? Fix? Me? No, Sir, I most definitely cannot do that."
    • "You've already got me doing three maintenance jobs, and now you add another? I ought to complain but why bother?"
  2. Your closest human companion is in peril. Do you:

    • Remove your friend from the impending danger by putting yourself in harm's way.
    • Calculate a plan of attack and execute it with little interruption.
    • Provide the necessary moves and instructions on how to survive.
    • *rolls in guns "A'blazing" and attack the enemy head first*
    • *bravely sacrifices self to save friend, comes back in another body*
    • *flies in, zaps and enemies, hacks into the weapons system, saves the day*
    • I would fly in and drop a bomb on both the human and the cause of danger. Why would anyone want a human friend anyways?
    • Nothing. You can't do anything but babble and give statistics of certain doom.
    • You modify your robot body to save the day.
    • *offer a solution before the danger even arrives, but no one listens to you*
  3. You have died, but you are a robot. How do you come back?

    • "Do you mean disassemble? I don't like disassemble."
    • "Death would cower in fear if they were to come after me."
    • *reassembles self piece by piece*
    • "What is this death you speak of?"
    • "If I am destined to die then it is meant to be. I'm sure my comrades have absolutely no such item that could bring me back."
    • "Dying would be a blessing at this point."
    • *gets uploaded to the same body with altered memories*
    • "I am quite sure someone will fix me."
    • *powers down to prevent death*
    • "I have already accepted the possibility of my demise, but if that does happen, I am sure you will find another model of me."
  4. Are you a big bot or a small bot?

    • "21 feet I assume."
    • "I do believe I am approximately 6 feet."
    • "20 feet I believe."
    • "Oh I'm just a terrible 4 feet tall. As if I couldn't sink any lower..."
    • *compares height to a building in NYC*
    • *shakes in frustration at being being 3 foot 7 inches*
    • *jumps up to get higher than two feet*
    • "I have been told I am quite small. I don't see how."
    • "Thank you for asking. Humans rarely ever ask me such things. I actually spend a lot of time pondering this kind of thing... I'm sorry. What did you ask?"
    • "I am 5'5."
  5. Do you have a soul?

    • "Perhaps I do, but if I do, it's not even close to holy."
    • "A sooooooooul?"
    • "A soul would suggest that I am a living thing. I despise organics."
    • "I think so. I'm just here for the video games."
    • "I have often considered this. I am unsure."
    • "I am unsure what you mean, Sir. What exactly do mean?"
    • "Yes, Yes, Yes."
    • "......Soul..."
    • "I have a predesigned character profile. Is that what you mean by a soul?"
    • *squeals in excitement*
  6. Pick a Science Fiction novel:

    • I, Robot
    • Keeping It Real
    • Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
    • Code of the Lifemaker
    • The Soul of A Robot
    • The Automatic Detective
    • How to Survive a Robot Uprising
    • Robopocalypse
    • I, Robot: To Protect
    • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  7. Pick a droid:

    • Wall-E
    • Optimus Prime
    • Iron Giant
    • Megatron
    • Johnny 5
    • BMO
    • Marvin the Android
    • R2-D2
    • C-3PO
    • Data (Star Trek)
  8. Do the three laws of robotics apply to you?

    • "I am aware of over 6 million dialects, but I know no such laws."
    • "Of course you humans have laws for robots. There I was, getting comfortable, and you made it worse."
    • *destroys list of laws with a missile launcher*
    • "I am an android... but I do follow most of these rules."
    • "Although I am sworn to protect humans, you are not my creators. Therefore I ignore your laws."
    • *grunts in confusion*
    • *acts confused as this was not in your primary programming*
    • *electrically shocks you*
    • "Yes, I've read the laws many, many, many times."
    • "I didn't know we had any rules."
  9. Which genius are you most fond of?

    • Robert Oppenheimer
    • Tycho Brahe
    • Paul Erdős
    • Werner Heisenberg
    • Oliver Heaviside
    • Buckminster Fuller
    • Nikola Tesla
    • Richard Feynman
    • Albert Einstein
    • Pythagorus
  10. What is the answer to life?

    • "I am sure somewhere out there, a computer exists to calculate an answer to such a question. I am not that computer."
    • "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing. This is the way of life."
    • "Video Games?"
    • "Live, Love, Laugh."
    • *gives the perfect answer but no one understands your beeping*
    • "Destroy, Conquer, Destroy, Conquer, Destroy. Did I miss anything?"
    • "Seriously? Isn't it obvious?"
    • "Life is like falling down a flight of stairs. You run into people along the way, and you end up dead in the end."
    • "To live."
    • "It is the struggle itself that is most important. We must strive to be more than we are. It doesn't matter that we will never reach our ultimate goal. The effort yields its own rewards."
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