Which Melissa McCarthy Character Are You?

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Secret agent, psycho cop or sex maniac: find out what version of Melissa McCarthy your personality fits.

  1. What is your greatest enemy?

    • Ghosts
    • The truth
    • Assassins
    • Drug dealers
    • Boring things
    • Accidents
  2. What are you most attracted to?

    • Secret agents
    • Vegetable farmers
    • Black guys
    • People you've known for ages
    • Air stewards
    • Cadillacs
  3. Someone insults you. What do you do next?

    • Cry
    • Capture them
    • Beat the shit out of them
    • Make them a cupcake
    • Shoot them
    • Play Russian roulette with their genitals
  4. What is your favourite food?

    • Sweets
    • A can of whoopass
    • Jalepeno chipotle mac-and-cheese
    • Spaghetti bolognese
    • Meat feast pizza
    • Broccoli
  5. What is your ideal weapon?

    • Proton gun
    • Anything I can get my hands on
    • A web of lies
    • Kitchen knife
    • Fists
    • Handgun
  6. Who do you most admire

    • James Bond
    • Stephen Hawking
    • Muhammad Ali
    • Your best friend
    • Bill Gates
    • Anthony Bourdain
  7. What would you like to do when you retire

    • Settle down with a partner
    • Write a book
    • Buy some dogs
    • Sleep around as much as possible
    • Bond with family
    • Set up a restaurant
Your result:
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